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  • Complaint:  Why are my legs like rubber tonight?  I can understand that my arms, elbows, shoulders and hand muscles are all achy and sore from two recent sessions stirring super thick cookie dough, but my legs shouldn't be all uncooperative tonight.  Yeah, I did walk to the grocery store again today but I didn't go to the postoffice so it was only half of the distance.  Maybe I'm coming down with something? frown  Maybe it's the fact that I've been standing in the kitchen more than usual, making various things and doing more than normal dishes?

  • kyoto kidkyoto kid Posts: 40,656

    ....I know why my legs feel like that right now as it was a nice day (sunny in the mid 50s) and I walked to the second hand stores I like to shop at as well as grocery market that is further away. Got lots of goodies.

  • carrie58carrie58 Posts: 3,955
    kyoto kid said:
    carrie58 said:
    Chohole said:
    carrie58 said:
    kyoto kid said:

    ...may need to get one of those grabber thingie sticks. 

    On the bright side, finally got my carpet sweeper, so simple, so nice, so fast, so easy, and no strain on the back like I'd get from using a broom.

    Got a cheapie grabby sttick ,and a great grabby stick with little cups on the ends can even lock it to change out light bulbs that are up high or pick up change off the floor .......love it ,use the other one to get clothes items from bottom of the washer  where I can't reach ........

     

    ooh   that one sounds interesting.   My cheap grabby stick has a magnet, which is quite useful.

     

     Yup it's great for a lot of things and I think it was around 10.00(US)at Lowes building supply store .Wonder if it's on Amazon ....yup it i a bit more expensive but then again mine is 4 years old

    https://www.amazon.com/COJOY-Suction-Cup-Reacher-Grabber/dp/B015LSL99G/ref=sr_1_75?crid=ZGZUOES94GKP&keywords=grabber+reacher+tool&qid=1575587044&sprefix=grab,aps,158&sr=8-75

    ...hmm, there's a Lowes not too far from where i am, I'll have to check it out on the Net.  That way I can skirt the shipping charge. 

    Also not very fond of Amazon in general. 

    Is this the type? 

    yup that looks like it

     

  • kyoto kidkyoto kid Posts: 40,656

    ...well gone up a bit in price, now 19.95$ but still worth it for not having to torture my creaky old knees. 

  • ChoholeChohole Posts: 33,604
    edited December 2019
    McGyver said:


    This model is available on Amazon in the US... I got mine from Home Depot... it has a fairly strong grip, but is not spring assisted or anything... At Home Depot it's around $20... I got it for my little wife, so she doesn't have to use a stool to reach stuff on high shelves... also it's great for pinching children.

    It's called the Unger 36 inch (91.5 cm) Nifty Nabber Trash Picker...

    You can't change lightbulbs with it, but you can grab a can or pick up delicate stuff too... I don't have arthritis so I can't really say how it would work for someone who does, but my wife's parents have used it a bunch of times and like it.

    It has a return spring that keeps it open, but it's just light enough for that, there is no struggling against the spring.

    Mine is similar to that.  also good at surprising cats by grabbing their tails at a distance, but only gently,   they spin round and glare at the grabby thing but are not yet brave enough to attack it, 

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  • LeatherGryphonLeatherGryphon Posts: 11,259
    edited December 2019
    carrie58 said:
    kyoto kid said:
    carrie58 said:
    Chohole said:
    carrie58 said:
    kyoto kid said:

    ...may need to get one of those grabber thingie sticks. 

    On the bright side, finally got my carpet sweeper, so simple, so nice, so fast, so easy, and no strain on the back like I'd get from using a broom.

    Got a cheapie grabby sttick ,and a great grabby stick with little cups on the ends can even lock it to change out light bulbs that are up high or pick up change off the floor .......love it ,use the other one to get clothes items from bottom of the washer  where I can't reach ........

     

    ooh   that one sounds interesting.   My cheap grabby stick has a magnet, which is quite useful.

     

     Yup it's great for a lot of things and I think it was around 10.00(US)at Lowes building supply store .Wonder if it's on Amazon ....yup it i a bit more expensive but then again mine is 4 years old

    https://www.amazon.com/COJOY-Suction-Cup-Reacher-Grabber/dp/B015LSL99G/ref=sr_1_75?crid=ZGZUOES94GKP&keywords=grabber+reacher+tool&qid=1575587044&sprefix=grab,aps,158&sr=8-75

    ...hmm, there's a Lowes not too far from where i am, I'll have to check it out on the Net.  That way I can skirt the shipping charge. 

    Also not very fond of Amazon in general. 

    Is this the type? 

    yup that looks like it

     

    Yep, I have one like that too.  After giving up on the grabby stick that was given to me I bought this better one for myself.  Found it in a local store but it's the same one as in the picture.  Has lots of springy grip as long as you keep the handle fully gripped.  Works well .except for closely packed cans or bottles on a high shelf.  It can't wiggle between the cans to get a grip.  I have to shuffle the cans around and play a careful game of "musical space between the cans". enlightened

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  • MistaraMistara Posts: 38,675

    Complaint:  Why are my legs like rubber tonight?  I can understand that my arms, elbows, shoulders and hand muscles are all achy and sore from two recent sessions stirring super thick cookie dough, but my legs shouldn't be all uncooperative tonight.  Yeah, I did walk to the grocery store again today but I didn't go to the postoffice so it was only half of the distance.  Maybe I'm coming down with something? frown  Maybe it's the fact that I've been standing in the kitchen more than usual, making various things and doing more than normal dishes?

    cookie doh !!heart  with choccy chips?

  • MistaraMistara Posts: 38,675

    mann it sux pc pa coupie doesn't work on new products.  dragonling looks cute.

  • LeatherGryphonLeatherGryphon Posts: 11,259
    edited December 2019
    Mystarra said:

    Complaint:  Why are my legs like rubber tonight?  I can understand that my arms, elbows, shoulders and hand muscles are all achy and sore from two recent sessions stirring super thick cookie dough, but my legs shouldn't be all uncooperative tonight.  Yeah, I did walk to the grocery store again today but I didn't go to the postoffice so it was only half of the distance.  Maybe I'm coming down with something? frown  Maybe it's the fact that I've been standing in the kitchen more than usual, making various things and doing more than normal dishes?

    cookie doh !!heart  with choccy chips?

    Mmm... yes.  And a cup and a half of flour and two cups of uncooked oatmeal along with chopped nuts added to the initial paste of Crisco, eggs, baking soda, vanilla, and sugar (white & brown).  Stirring the paste isn't difficult once you get the sugar glommed into the crisco and have added the eggs.  But when folding in the bulk ingredients the stirable paste turns into sticky glop the consistency of lumpy Silly Putty (but unlike Silly Putty, it doesn't bounce -- I unintentionally tested it once.).  Ugh, just thinking about stirring it hurts my arm.  It's the oatmeal mainly.  But you have to keep working at it until it's all thoroughly mixed in to get it moist and evenly distributed.  Nothing worse than biting into a delicious looking cookie and getting a mouthful of dried out, uncooked oat flakes.  When preparing the trays for the oven I use my finger to slough off a jagged, heaping teaspoon of the glop onto the cookie trays where in the heat it oozes down into a semi-round biscuit of sweet, moist, chewy, ambrosia.  Mmmm. heart

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  • MistaraMistara Posts: 38,675
    edited December 2019

    Port Jefferson is doing a Dickens festival thie weekend
    https://www.newsday.com/lifestyle/long-island-events/2019-dickens-festival-port-jefferson-1.39218469

    wanna go but the vision thing makes me scared to go to a new place alone.

     

    can imagine Ozzie in a top hat playing mr crawly

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  • McGyverMcGyver Posts: 7,010
    Mystarra said:

    Port Jefferson is doing a Dickens festival thie weekend
    https://www.newsday.com/lifestyle/long-island-events/2019-dickens-festival-port-jefferson-1.39218469

    wanna go but the vision thing makes me scared to go to a new place alone.

     

    can imagine Ozzie in a top hat playing mr crawly

    I'd pay to see that... Ozzie/Mr. Crowley... 

    Stupid Newsday with their frickn' paywall... I forgot my password/account info, but I can't even get one glimpse of the article... lame.

    That looks like the area by Danford's Inn... is this festival going to be like Old Bethpage, where everyone is going to be in character?…
    Megh... I'll check the actual newspaper if I can find it... I have a bad habit of using it as drop cloth or for masking stuff I'm spray painting.

    Too bad there were no evil-mad supervillains in any of the Dickens novels... Or where there...?  Which character fed Tiny Tim to the giant squid when he tried to escape the Nautilus? Was it Pip?… I have to reread those books... I seem to have forgotten a lot of it.

  • Shouts to the skywhat a pain in the @#$% having the eyebrows mixed with the hairs in the smart content! Was it too hard to put them all under anatomy like Victoria 8's? And when I do want to find eyebrows? Some are under hairs... sooome are under anatomy...  *shakes fist at the sky*

    Hopefully, this post is in the spirit of this thread smiley

  • MistaraMistara Posts: 38,675

    Shouts to the skywhat a pain in the @#$% having the eyebrows mixed with the hairs in the smart content! Was it too hard to put them all under anatomy like Victoria 8's? And when I do want to find eyebrows? Some are under hairs... sooome are under anatomy...  *shakes fist at the sky*

    Hopefully, this post is in the spirit of this thread smiley

    complaint worthy !

  • MistaraMistara Posts: 38,675
    McGyver said:
    Mystarra said:

    Port Jefferson is doing a Dickens festival thie weekend
    https://www.newsday.com/lifestyle/long-island-events/2019-dickens-festival-port-jefferson-1.39218469

    wanna go but the vision thing makes me scared to go to a new place alone.

     

    can imagine Ozzie in a top hat playing mr crawly

    I'd pay to see that... Ozzie/Mr. Crowley... 

    Stupid Newsday with their frickn' paywall... I forgot my password/account info, but I can't even get one glimpse of the article... lame.

    That looks like the area by Danford's Inn... is this festival going to be like Old Bethpage, where everyone is going to be in character?…
    Megh... I'll check the actual newspaper if I can find it... I have a bad habit of using it as drop cloth or for masking stuff I'm spray painting.

    Too bad there were no evil-mad supervillains in any of the Dickens novels... Or where there...?  Which character fed Tiny Tim to the giant squid when he tried to escape the Nautilus? Was it Pip?… I have to reread those books... I seem to have forgotten a lot of it.

    Colette Gilbert, Andrew McClain, and their son, Christian, all of Southampton, dress in period costumes to stroll through Port Jefferson's Dickens Festival. Credit: Linda Rosier

    By Jim Merritt

    By Dickens, it's back — Port Jefferson's annual Charles Dickens Festival turns back time to the Victorian era, complete with roaming characters, lively parades and a heavy dose of holiday-themed entertainment.

    “We convert the entire village into a Dickens stage,” Allan Varela, chairman of the Greater Port Jefferson-Northern Brookhaven Arts Council, says of the festival, which has drawn 25,000 spectators to downtown streets in years past.

    Many come for the novelty of immersing into a setting that literally brings pages from Dickens' famous 1843 novella, “A Christmas Carol,” to life. Local residents dressed in elaborate Victorian outfits or gritty chimney sweeper garb improv in the streets. A full band of scruffy costumed "orphan" kids wander making merry mischief. You can roast your own marshmallows over an open fire (no charge!), take a horse-and-buggy ride ($2) around town to glimpse historic buildings decorated for the season or sit for a high Victorian tea. 

    Here are highlights from this year’s attractions:

    ‘A CHRISTMAS CAROL’

    Jeffrey Sanzel plays Ebenezer Scrooge in "A Christmas

    Jeffrey Sanzel plays Ebenezer Scrooge in "A Christmas Carol" at Theatre Three, Port Jefferson. Credit: Bruce Gilbert

    Theatre Three’s annual production of “A Christmas Carol” is a 36-year holiday tradition. Artistic director Jeffrey E. Sanzel, who adapted the morality tale about the true meaning of Christmas, continues to play its surly main character.

  • MistaraMistara Posts: 38,675
    edited December 2019

    eeeekcool

    What says ‘Super Bowl in South Florida’ more than a python-catching contest?

     

    A python-catching contest with thousands of dollars in prizes will take place in the lead-up to the Super Bowl, as the game’s Miami host committee helps attack one of Florida’s most ferocious environmental problems.

    The Florida Python Challenge 2020 Python Bowl will run from Jan. 10-19, with members of the public invited to register and head into the Everglades to catch Burmese pythons. Prizes will be awarded for the longest one, the heaviest one, the most caught and other achievements in reducing the number of the non-native snakes that are devastated native Everglades wildlife.

    “This going to be a great event,” Gov. Ron DeSantis said Thursday at a news conference off Tamiami Trail in the Everglades of western Miami-Dade County, where he accepted a football made of python skin. “We hope people get some big pythons.”

    RELATED: 18-foot python caught by husband-and-wife team »

     

     

    “These pythons are all over the Everglades, and they are doing serious damage to the ecosystem back there,” he said, hanging on as the snake jerked and tried to escape his grip. “And that is why the governor came out today, and he’s encouraging people to head out into the Everglades and capture these snakes.”

    Sponsoring the event is Bass Pro Shops, which contributed $20,000 and two ATVs to be awarded as well. Ron Bergeron, a member of the South Florida Water Management District board, announced his foundation would contributed $10,000. Participants must register and complete training, which can take place online or in person. More information can be found at FLPythonChallenge.org.

     

    note to self, avoid florida everglades

    second thought, 
    what are they gonna do to the captured pythons?
    send them back to Burma ?

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  • TJohnTJohn Posts: 11,039

    Crowley was a real person who has no connection to Dickens that I'm aware of.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aleister_Crowley

     

  • MistaraMistara Posts: 38,675
    edited December 2019
    Tjohn said:

    Crowley was a real person who has no connection to Dickens that I'm aware of.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aleister_Crowley

     

    Ozzie made a song about Mr Crowley. aka mr crawly

     

    lol  remember these vinyl frisbees?

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  • MistaraMistara Posts: 38,675

    those top hats went pretty high.  even before the cat in the hat.

    was it a phallic symbol back in the day?

  • MistaraMistara Posts: 38,675

    I hate december.  Seems like every year someone in my life passes away.  Both human and canine,
    Lost a co worker of 18 years.  I spend more time with people at work than relatives.

  • DanaTADanaTA Posts: 13,110
    McGyver said:
    kyoto kid said:

    ...yeah my "physical" mailbox where I live often gets little of anything actually "important."  Like advert junk for things I wonder about such as hardware & tools, paint, and other home improvement products/services...

    ...I wish I could get the Post Office to stop delivering all the other "recycle fodder" that fills my bin every week.

    Same here... only I don't even get any useful coupons...

    I keep getting a local "Penny Saver" mini newspaper (4 pages) which is stuffed with advertising circulars for everything useless to me... most of which are for high priced home improvement companies... I'm guessing people around here are nuts about pavers, because there are like six to eight contractors that advertise for various paver systems...

    I live right near an area with extremely expensive homes (mostly waterfront), so I'm guessing that's directed towards these moist rich people who want to pave everything... I'm also imagining pavers might be the new plastic slipcovers of the 21st century... like in the 70s when everyone who had fancy furniture would slipcover everything including the cat... but anyway, the other thing this stupid ad-fest carries is ads for spas and plastic surgeons or laser-everything specialists... apparently you can make people beautiful by shooting them with a laser... who knew.
    I wonder if all those stormtroopers in Star Wars aren't actually dead, they are just temporarily stunned by their transformation into supermodels?   They also have other laser healthcare ads too... I don't get the part about how they make you stop smoking using a laser... unless they follow you around and shoot you with one every time you try to smoke.

    One of the ads (which was actually the whole point of me writing this) is absolutely horrid... I believe everyone has inner beauty (for some its really far down in there, like in the sub-sub-sub basement next to the box of old National Geographics), and one should never make fun of anyone for how they look or smell, and beauty is in the eyeball of the beholder and all that, but this isn't even on that level...

    First off the ad is about 30% larger than the rest of the flyers and sticks out... and second, the part that always sticks out is a line of "before" and "after" pictures of shabby asses... big badly photographed asses... with the "before" on top, sticking out so you won't want to have lunch at any of those fancy restaurants (that also advertise inside) after you accidentally open your mailbox and see that... 

    Not only are the pictures horrible, they are pretty horribly taken... they are grainy and weirdly dark or light... it's like on those local news programs where they'll announce "This morning a 7-11 on route 112 was robbed by this man... (shows blurry pixelated image of what might be Bigfoot or Thanos in a Girl Scout uniform)... if you have any information about this individual, please contact Suffolk county police, the Avengers or animal control... " That person could be sitting next to you on the sofa, robbing you and you'd be like "have you seen that guy?"...

    But yeah... it's like a lineup of asses that committed some horrible war crime or something and these are the mugshots they took right before they escaped... "This morning a gang of lumpy, pimply asses escaped a detention facility on Skull Island where they were being incarcerated for crimes against humanity... (shows flyer)... if you've seen these asses, it's probably too late, but rub holy water in your eyes and seek immediate medical attention..."

    I know that sounds very judgmental of me, but come on, nobody needs to see Freddy Kruger's butt when they open their mailbox... though that would make a funny scene for any new Nightmare on Elm Street movies... the character opens the mailbox and Freddy's butt pops out and the guy is like "Noooooo! I'm still dreaming!"... and Freddy would be like "Yeah... Special delivery from the moon!"... He's always popping out of or morphing out of stuff while making stupid puns... at some point he's bound to moon someone, he's just running out of material.

    You can't even avoid the stupid ad easily... the worst part is they fold the page in such a way that if you go to pull out the ad to to burn it immediately without carefully separating the pages, some of your mail might fall into the fire too, because the stupid mail carrier has to stick all my mail into any flyers, magazines or brochures we get... then a few days later my friend will call and ask "did you get my postcard from London?" And I'm like "yeah, I think... it caught on fire, but it looked like it was a picture of the Royal Bedpan Museum..." and my friends will always be skeptical... "Again? A lot of my postcards seen to catch on fire..."  I'm pretty sure if it were most people that story wouldn't fly, but anyone who knows me, knows stuff tends to get burned sometimes... I've received fire extinguishers as birthday gifts, so it's not unimaginable a few postcards might be involved in a minor conflagration.

    I also don't get the point of the ad either, because the "after" shots are barely different than the "before" images... just different lighting, backgrounds and different color thongs... I mean it's not like I've checked it out in detail, but you really can't tell anything changed... maybe in the "after" images the butts are shinier or a little less bumpy... maybe at best, they've been polished and buffed out... if it were an ad for an auto repair place it would be like "we get most of the rust off and some of the dents... but with a little bit of buffing, nobody will be able to tell you drove off a cliff..."

    I've really thought about calling up the place and asking "dude, what the f_ _ _ is going on here?… Think of the poor children..."  Maybe nobody has ever had the courage or decency to tell the owner of that place that the ad is just effing horrible... Maybe everyone they know is like, "What do I think?... oh... AAH!… Uh... ugh... um... it's got interesting contrast between the warts and the mole... that's an actual mole? The animal... you don't say... well... uh... that's very interesting... I'm sure a lot of people will remember your ad..."  And the poor schmuck is like all proud thinking he or she has done a great job of advertising they skills, instead of what they've actually done which is give people nightmares about supervillain butt monsters escaping from prison and running amok in NYC and only one lone superhero, "Electron-Man" can stop them, but he needs to get back in shape and remember how to fly properly and most of the dream devolves into exercise montages with cheesy 80s montage music by some Survivor knockoff band....  Okay, maybe that last part is just me, but the truth needs to come out... not that I'm Electron-man, the truth about the raw terribleness of the ad.

    Well... that was entirely too much and I should go now.

    Cheers.

    Thank you!  That was great.  and I needed a good laugh, even though it hurts to laugh right now.

    Dana

  • LeatherGryphonLeatherGryphon Posts: 11,259
    edited December 2019
    Mystarra said:

    those top hats went pretty high.  even before the cat in the hat.

    was it a phallic symbol back in the day?

    Maybe, sort of,...indecision

    Men were short.  Important men felt they needed to be noticed.  To be the tallest hat in the room.  Nevermind that it's sitting on a toadstool.smiley  At some point in even more ancient fashion history, men started the technology of wearing high heels and platform shoes.   I suspect for exactly the same reason as the top hat thing.

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  • carrie58carrie58 Posts: 3,955

    Caught my first mouse of the season,learned that those sticky traps stay pretty sticky if you put them in the right spot,there was a dehydrated camel cricket ,3click bugs and a dried out spider on the trap with the poor mouse ......I humanly made sure the mouse was dead before putting it out in the trash .......

  • LeatherGryphonLeatherGryphon Posts: 11,259
    edited December 2019

    Regarding tall hats.  I suspect, but have no real information, that perhaps one of the reasons that British policemen wear those tall domed helmets is for the need to be identified amongst a crowd.  Another more mundane reason might be that a tall hat is cooler when worn all day.  i.e. room for the head heat to rise away from the scalp.

    But just why ceremonial British soldiers wear those tall furry, ridiculously hot, unbalanced, hats is totally beyond me.  indecision  But, I believe that 16th, 17th, 18th, and 19th century military fashion has no obvious explanation other than obsessive fevered dreams of military tailors, trying to sell more decorative doo-dads.devil

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  • McGyverMcGyver Posts: 7,010
    DanaTA said:
    McGyver said:
    kyoto kid said:

    ...yeah my "physical" mailbox where I live often gets little of anything actually "important."  Like advert junk for things I wonder about such as hardware & tools, paint, and other home improvement products/services...

    ...I wish I could get the Post Office to stop delivering all the other "recycle fodder" that fills my bin every week.

    Same here... only I don't even get any useful coupons...

    I keep getting a local "Penny Saver" mini newspaper (4 pages) which is stuffed with advertising circulars for everything useless to me... most of which are for high priced home improvement companies... I'm guessing people around here are nuts about pavers, because there are like six to eight contractors that advertise for various paver systems...

    I live right near an area with extremely expensive homes (mostly waterfront), so I'm guessing that's directed towards these moist rich people who want to pave everything... I'm also imagining pavers might be the new plastic slipcovers of the 21st century... like in the 70s when everyone who had fancy furniture would slipcover everything including the cat... but anyway, the other thing this stupid ad-fest carries is ads for spas and plastic surgeons or laser-everything specialists... apparently you can make people beautiful by shooting them with a laser... who knew.
    I wonder if all those stormtroopers in Star Wars aren't actually dead, they are just temporarily stunned by their transformation into supermodels?   They also have other laser healthcare ads too... I don't get the part about how they make you stop smoking using a laser... unless they follow you around and shoot you with one every time you try to smoke.

    One of the ads (which was actually the whole point of me writing this) is absolutely horrid... I believe everyone has inner beauty (for some its really far down in there, like in the sub-sub-sub basement next to the box of old National Geographics), and one should never make fun of anyone for how they look or smell, and beauty is in the eyeball of the beholder and all that, but this isn't even on that level...

    First off the ad is about 30% larger than the rest of the flyers and sticks out... and second, the part that always sticks out is a line of "before" and "after" pictures of shabby asses... big badly photographed asses... with the "before" on top, sticking out so you won't want to have lunch at any of those fancy restaurants (that also advertise inside) after you accidentally open your mailbox and see that... 

    Not only are the pictures horrible, they are pretty horribly taken... they are grainy and weirdly dark or light... it's like on those local news programs where they'll announce "This morning a 7-11 on route 112 was robbed by this man... (shows blurry pixelated image of what might be Bigfoot or Thanos in a Girl Scout uniform)... if you have any information about this individual, please contact Suffolk county police, the Avengers or animal control... " That person could be sitting next to you on the sofa, robbing you and you'd be like "have you seen that guy?"...

    But yeah... it's like a lineup of asses that committed some horrible war crime or something and these are the mugshots they took right before they escaped... "This morning a gang of lumpy, pimply asses escaped a detention facility on Skull Island where they were being incarcerated for crimes against humanity... (shows flyer)... if you've seen these asses, it's probably too late, but rub holy water in your eyes and seek immediate medical attention..."

    I know that sounds very judgmental of me, but come on, nobody needs to see Freddy Kruger's butt when they open their mailbox... though that would make a funny scene for any new Nightmare on Elm Street movies... the character opens the mailbox and Freddy's butt pops out and the guy is like "Noooooo! I'm still dreaming!"... and Freddy would be like "Yeah... Special delivery from the moon!"... He's always popping out of or morphing out of stuff while making stupid puns... at some point he's bound to moon someone, he's just running out of material.

    You can't even avoid the stupid ad easily... the worst part is they fold the page in such a way that if you go to pull out the ad to to burn it immediately without carefully separating the pages, some of your mail might fall into the fire too, because the stupid mail carrier has to stick all my mail into any flyers, magazines or brochures we get... then a few days later my friend will call and ask "did you get my postcard from London?" And I'm like "yeah, I think... it caught on fire, but it looked like it was a picture of the Royal Bedpan Museum..." and my friends will always be skeptical... "Again? A lot of my postcards seen to catch on fire..."  I'm pretty sure if it were most people that story wouldn't fly, but anyone who knows me, knows stuff tends to get burned sometimes... I've received fire extinguishers as birthday gifts, so it's not unimaginable a few postcards might be involved in a minor conflagration.

    I also don't get the point of the ad either, because the "after" shots are barely different than the "before" images... just different lighting, backgrounds and different color thongs... I mean it's not like I've checked it out in detail, but you really can't tell anything changed... maybe in the "after" images the butts are shinier or a little less bumpy... maybe at best, they've been polished and buffed out... if it were an ad for an auto repair place it would be like "we get most of the rust off and some of the dents... but with a little bit of buffing, nobody will be able to tell you drove off a cliff..."

    I've really thought about calling up the place and asking "dude, what the f_ _ _ is going on here?… Think of the poor children..."  Maybe nobody has ever had the courage or decency to tell the owner of that place that the ad is just effing horrible... Maybe everyone they know is like, "What do I think?... oh... AAH!… Uh... ugh... um... it's got interesting contrast between the warts and the mole... that's an actual mole? The animal... you don't say... well... uh... that's very interesting... I'm sure a lot of people will remember your ad..."  And the poor schmuck is like all proud thinking he or she has done a great job of advertising they skills, instead of what they've actually done which is give people nightmares about supervillain butt monsters escaping from prison and running amok in NYC and only one lone superhero, "Electron-Man" can stop them, but he needs to get back in shape and remember how to fly properly and most of the dream devolves into exercise montages with cheesy 80s montage music by some Survivor knockoff band....  Okay, maybe that last part is just me, but the truth needs to come out... not that I'm Electron-man, the truth about the raw terribleness of the ad.

    Well... that was entirely too much and I should go now.

    Cheers.

    Thank you!  That was great.  and I needed a good laugh, even though it hurts to laugh right now.

    Dana

    Well, as usual something I posted caused someone pain... Actually, since I might have missed something earlier, I hope whatever is hurting isn't anything serious... Comical injuries are alway more fun... well, not for the recipient, just for the audience... are there comical illnesses? Probably the same applies... well, either way I hope you feel better.

  • MistaraMistara Posts: 38,675
    Mystarra said:

    those top hats went pretty high.  even before the cat in the hat.

    was it a phallic symbol back in the day?

    Maybe, sort of,...indecision

    Men were short.  Important men felt they needed to be noticed.  To be the tallest hat in the room.  Nevermind that it's sitting on toadstool.smiley  At some point in even more ancient fashion history, men started the technology of wearing high heels and platform shoes.   I suspect for exactly the same reason as the top hat thing.

     

    and, i think, men were wearing the pantyhose back then

  • MistaraMistara Posts: 38,675

    How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for christmas? laugh

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    He felt his presents

  • carrie58carrie58 Posts: 3,955
    Mystarra said:

    How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for christmas? laugh

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    He felt his presents

    AUGHHHHH!!!!

  • MistaraMistara Posts: 38,675

    not exactly a hot pocket

    but yumms  - without the extra sugar icing o'course

     

    extr xtra yumms fresh cinnamon sticks for c'est coffee au lait

  • TheKDTheKD Posts: 2,677

    Yummy poptarts!

  • ChoholeChohole Posts: 33,604
    edited December 2019

    Regarding tall hats.  I suspect, but have no real information, that perhaps one of the reasons that British policemen wear those tall domed helmets is for the need to be identified amongst a crowd.  Another more mundane reason might be that a tall hat is cooler when worn all day.  i.e. room for the head heat to rise away from the scalp.

    But just why ceremonial British soldiers wear those tall furry, ridiculously hot, unbalanced, hats is totally beyond me.  indecision  But, I believe that 16th, 17th, 18th, and 19th century military fashion has no obvious explanation other than obsessive fevered dreams of military tailors, trying to sell more decorative doo-dads.devil

    how the top hat grew to such heights is a mystery, but it was based on a standard riding hat worn by toffs back in the day, and just kept growing. Was most popular with the upper classes and thus the top hat came to be recognised as a symbol of authority, so early policemen in the UK wore tophats.  The tall "Bobbies" helmet replaced the tophat and got it's inspiration from the german "Pickelhaube" helmet, but was made a bit taller, and gives more protection to the wearers head than a tophat, as it is stronger. It's a helmet,  not a hat.

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