How big is a cat?
Can it be thin or can it be fat?
Could it round or could it be flat?
Is it best friends with rat?
Does it play ball with a bat?
Or does it nap on a mat?
I'll certainly think about that.
I suppose a cat could tall, or a cat could be tiny.
If it was cat in some mud, he'd be quite slimy.
If he was Catzilla, he'd be really big.
But if he was Porky, he'd be a pig.
I think a cat could be any size.
A little portly, if it ate too many pies.
If you stretched him he'd be really long.
I wouldn't try that, because that's very wrong.
With felines you see...
They only grow as big as they want to be.
Kitties do whatever they please.
Which is why you never give them your car keys.
Well, I think I've tired of this rhyme.
But mostly I've just run out of time.
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...OK, that was sufficiently goofy.
Been some time since I saw that series.
Wow, the last time I saw an episode of The Goodies it was recorded on Betamax.
Careful there, Mike...you are dating yourself, again. Beta was better...
if sylvester was 3 feet, how big was tweety?
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How big is a cat?
Can it be thin or can it be fat?
Could it round or could it be flat?
Is it best friends with rat?
Does it play ball with a bat?
Or does it nap on a mat?
I'll certainly think about that.
I suppose a cat could tall, or a cat could be tiny.
If it was cat in some mud, he'd be quite slimy.
If he was Catzilla, he'd be really big.
But if he was Porky, he'd be a pig.
I think a cat could be any size.
A little portly, if it ate too many pies.
If you stretched him he'd be really long.
I wouldn't try that, because that's very wrong.
With felines you see...
They only grow as big as they want to be.
Kitties do whatever they please.
Which is why you never give them your car keys.
Well, I think I've tired of this rhyme.
But mostly I've just run out of time.
EDITED TO ADD... Sorry that was pretty terrible.
There, fixed that for ya.
How Big Is A Cat?
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i think is like a fancy restaurant menu, if you haz to ask, Cat is prolly too big
live long and purr