MIGHTY DEEP STUPID THREAD VI

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  • frank0314frank0314 Posts: 14,048
    edited December 1969

    I thought it. Just didn't say it

  • JaderailJaderail Posts: 0
    edited December 1969

    This is NOT a roll in the hay, if this is your way your doing it wrong....

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  • TJohnTJohn Posts: 11,095
    edited December 1969

    Jaderail said:
    This is NOT a roll in the hay, if this is your way your doing it wrong....

    Thought of "Young Frankenstein". "Roll, roll, roll in ze hay..."
  • Norse GraphicsNorse Graphics Posts: 0
    edited January 2013

    Foxy would be lovely and soft to stroke but I feel embarrassed enough my house smells of cats and I always smell dog at others homes so imagine having a pet fox smell!

    Odeur de la Samantha Fox?? ;)

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  • ChoholeChohole Posts: 33,604
    edited December 1969

    some strange but true facts sent to me by my brother

    If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

    (Hardly seems worth it.)

    If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

    (Now that 's more like it!)

    Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

    (Don 't try this at home; maybe at work.)

    The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

    (Hmmmmmm.......)

    A cat 's urine glows under a black light.

    (I wonder how much the government paid to figure that out.)

  • WendyLuvsCatzWendyLuvsCatz Posts: 38,202
    edited February 2013

    so, can you use cat urine as invisible ink?
    stupid thing is, I actually have a blacklight somewhere, have not seen it since I moved 6 years ago but since I left nothing behind must be somewhere.
    what is even stupider
    I actually used it to find where my mums old cat sprayed so I could clean.

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  • SkirikiSkiriki Posts: 4,975
    edited December 1969

    Yes...

    ...and an another thing which glows in UV light is...

    ...ummm... a fluid of... manly persuasion.

  • WendyLuvsCatzWendyLuvsCatz Posts: 38,202
    edited December 1969

    and blood

  • WendyLuvsCatzWendyLuvsCatz Posts: 38,202
    edited December 1969

    mmm now here's a cool idea for as we get older uv party
    advantage, wrinkles less visible, disadvantage, dentures would stick out!

  • frank0314frank0314 Posts: 14,048
    edited December 1969

    Speaking of which I need a refill.

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  • ChoholeChohole Posts: 33,604
    edited December 1969

    from my son

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  • WendyLuvsCatzWendyLuvsCatz Posts: 38,202
    edited December 1969

    blah, walls
    have what I am having and feel THE EARTH move!!

  • frank0314frank0314 Posts: 14,048
    edited December 1969

    What a delivery

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  • BlumBlumShubBlumBlumShub Posts: 1,108
    edited December 1969

    blah, walls
    have what I am having and feel THE EARTH move!!

    That would be sex then?
  • WendyLuvsCatzWendyLuvsCatz Posts: 38,202
    edited December 1969

    no, a salad like Sally is having
    do not think it called "sex" by yourself anyway

  • JaderailJaderail Posts: 0
    edited December 1969

    Just cause....

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  • TJohnTJohn Posts: 11,095
    edited December 1969

    Another cat-in-the-box.

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  • frank0314frank0314 Posts: 14,048
    edited December 1969

    Cats helping to clean

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  • JaderailJaderail Posts: 0
    edited December 1969

    Haz Zombie?

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  • atticanneatticanne Posts: 3,009
    edited December 1969

    I love all of them...except the last. Jaderail, that is the scariest cat I have ever seen. Keep it away from me. Zombie, eh? Where did I put my foil hat?

  • frank0314frank0314 Posts: 14,048
    edited December 1969

    It looks like the cat is covered in tar

  • JaderailJaderail Posts: 0
    edited December 1969

    For Anne...

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  • frank0314frank0314 Posts: 14,048
    edited December 1969

    Pillow thief

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  • TJohnTJohn Posts: 11,095
    edited December 1969

    i wuz framed!

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  • JaderailJaderail Posts: 0
    edited December 1969

    Beer time...

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  • Norse GraphicsNorse Graphics Posts: 0
    edited December 1969

    blah, walls
    have what I am having and feel THE EARTH move!!

    I've been laying down on the floor and felt the Earth spin, but then I was pasted. Been several years since... Ohhh, I discovered a trick that if you drink enough water before you go to bed, you won't get such a hangover (maybe that's just a placebo effect) the morning after.

  • kyoto kidkyoto kid Posts: 41,039
    edited December 1969

    chohole said:

    If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

    (Now that 's more like it!)


    ...hmm a true WMD in more than one way.
  • WendyLuvsCatzWendyLuvsCatz Posts: 38,202
    edited December 1969

    dogs :roll:

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  • ledheadledhead Posts: 1,586
    edited December 1969

    Kyoto Kid said:
    chohole said:

    If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

    (Now that 's more like it!)


    ...hmm a true WMD in more than one way.

    So are you saying terrorists could build a fart bomb and kill us all? That's not the way I pictured myself dying.

  • TJohnTJohn Posts: 11,095
    edited December 1969

    Kyoto Kid said:
    chohole said:

    If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

    (Now that 's more like it!)


    ...hmm a true WMD in more than one way.
    Everyone would already be dead before the explosion. :lol:
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