MIGHTY DEEP STUPID THREAD VI
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I thought it. Just didn't say it
This is NOT a roll in the hay, if this is your way your doing it wrong....
Thought of "Young Frankenstein". "Roll, roll, roll in ze hay..."
Odeur de la Samantha Fox?? ;)
some strange but true facts sent to me by my brother
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that 's more like it!)
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Don 't try this at home; maybe at work.)
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmm.......)
A cat 's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder how much the government paid to figure that out.)
so, can you use cat urine as invisible ink?
stupid thing is, I actually have a blacklight somewhere, have not seen it since I moved 6 years ago but since I left nothing behind must be somewhere.
what is even stupider
I actually used it to find where my mums old cat sprayed so I could clean.
Yes...
...and an another thing which glows in UV light is...
...ummm... a fluid of... manly persuasion.
and blood
mmm now here's a cool idea for as we get older uv party
advantage, wrinkles less visible, disadvantage, dentures would stick out!
Speaking of which I need a refill.
from my son
blah, walls
have what I am having and feel THE EARTH move!!
What a delivery
That would be sex then?
no, a salad like Sally is having
do not think it called "sex" by yourself anyway
Just cause....
Another cat-in-the-box.
Cats helping to clean
Haz Zombie?
I love all of them...except the last. Jaderail, that is the scariest cat I have ever seen. Keep it away from me. Zombie, eh? Where did I put my foil hat?
It looks like the cat is covered in tar
For Anne...
Pillow thief
i wuz framed!
Beer time...
I've been laying down on the floor and felt the Earth spin, but then I was pasted. Been several years since... Ohhh, I discovered a trick that if you drink enough water before you go to bed, you won't get such a hangover (maybe that's just a placebo effect) the morning after.
...hmm a true WMD in more than one way.
dogs :roll:
...hmm a true WMD in more than one way.
So are you saying terrorists could build a fart bomb and kill us all? That's not the way I pictured myself dying.
...hmm a true WMD in more than one way.
Everyone would already be dead before the explosion. :lol: