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The Can't Fix Stupid STUPID THREAD VII

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  • Sfariah DSfariah D Posts: 26,262
    edited December 1969

    A hungry man goes into a new store and asks for the soup of the day without thinking about it much. After he got the soup and ate some of it, he asked the waitress what kind of soup it was.
    She answered, "it's bean soup."
    He said, "So it is been soup, what is it now?"

  • TJohnTJohn Posts: 11,099
    edited August 2013

    The Stupid Thread on page 3? On a Caturday?! This will never do.

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  • ChoholeChohole Posts: 33,604
    edited August 2013

    Ah

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  • TJohnTJohn Posts: 11,099
    edited August 2013

    So the rest of you are going to let Cho and me celebrate Caturday by ourselves? :-/

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  • WendyLuvsCatzWendyLuvsCatz Posts: 38,206
    edited December 1969

    my Caturday over :long:

  • SkirikiSkiriki Posts: 4,975
    edited December 1969

    tjohn said:
    So the rest of you are going to let Cho and me celebrate Caturday by ourselves? :-/

    Imma celebrating that in RL by cat-sitting a cat for two weeks.

  • TJohnTJohn Posts: 11,099
    edited December 1969

    Skiriki said:
    tjohn said:
    So the rest of you are going to let Cho and me celebrate Caturday by ourselves? :-/

    Imma celebrating that in RL by cat-sitting a cat for two weeks.
    Never sit on a cat, they don't like it.

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  • SkirikiSkiriki Posts: 4,975
    edited December 1969

    tjohn said:
    Never sit on a cat, they don't like it.

    Well chances are that the cat will sit on me when I try to sleep.

  • TJohnTJohn Posts: 11,099
    edited December 1969

    Yep, yep.

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  • SkirikiSkiriki Posts: 4,975
    edited December 1969

    tjohn said:
    Yep, yep.

    Precisely this. BRB, I gotta check out where His Highness is lurking.

    He seems a bit under the weather, but he's an old kitty now. Seventeen years and counting.

  • ChoholeChohole Posts: 33,604
    edited December 1969

    own back

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  • TJohnTJohn Posts: 11,099
    edited December 1969

    More of dat.

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  • TJohnTJohn Posts: 11,099
    edited December 1969

    Kitten thinks:
    "Not sure if kissing or tasting."
    Dog thinks:
    "Hmmm...needs salt."

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  • JaderailJaderail Posts: 0
    edited December 1969

    My Caturday came and went with me in a big stupor. I only slept 14 hours of it away, then took 2 hours to wake up, then it was feed the body with food and coffee time, then the meds kicked in to kill the I slept for 14 hours pains, and then it was no longer Caturday. I think.

    I'm really sort of fuzzy on the whole thing...

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  • WendyLuvsCatzWendyLuvsCatz Posts: 38,206
    edited December 1969

    all my cats have done since I came home from work is sleep, now I have to go to work they are STILL sleeping
    lucky buggers!

  • kyoto kidkyoto kid Posts: 41,042
    edited December 1969

    ...sleep, eat, lick the bum. Yeah, it's a cat's life

  • JaderailJaderail Posts: 0
    edited December 1969

    Kyoto Kid said:
    ...sleep, eat, lick the bum. Yeah, it's a cat's life
    Admit it, if most of us could lick ourselves like cats can the human race would have died off long ago. No body would have bothered with other people....EBIL WINK HERE.
  • TJohnTJohn Posts: 11,099
    edited December 1969

    Jaderail said:
    Kyoto Kid said:
    ...sleep, eat, lick the bum. Yeah, it's a cat's life
    Admit it, if most of us could lick ourselves like cats can the human race would have died off long ago. No body would have bothered with other people....EBIL WINK HERE.
    Two drunks are staggering home when they come to the first drunk's yard where he spies his dog lying on his side while licking himself in a very private place.
    First drunk: Look at that dog of mine! I wish I could do that.
    Second drunk: Knock yourself out, it's your dog.
  • Sfariah DSfariah D Posts: 26,262
    edited December 1969

    I am no longer subscribed to this thread and it is almost over!!!!!

  • TJohnTJohn Posts: 11,099
    edited December 1969

    Kulay Wolf said:
    I am no longer subscribed to this thread and it is almost over!!!!!

    I hope it isn't my fault. :red: :down:
  • TJohnTJohn Posts: 11,099
    edited December 1969

    2 stupids.

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  • kyoto kidkyoto kid Posts: 41,042
    edited December 1969

    ...and it just shows to go ya, two stupids don't make a smart.

  • TJohnTJohn Posts: 11,099
    edited December 1969

    Purr.

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  • TJohnTJohn Posts: 11,099
    edited December 1969

    4 movie lines that never became catchphrases:

    I'm here to kick butt or eat ham sandwiches, and I'm all out of mustard!

    Maybe the Zombies just need a little understanding.

    Buddy, you just picked the wrong day to steal fries off my tray!

    Honey, I'm so drunk you look pretty good to me. (Would also make a good Country song)

  • TJohnTJohn Posts: 11,099
    edited December 1969

    Really bad household hint # 1:

    A tablespoon of Drano to a quart of lemonade can be used to clean monitor screens without streaking.

  • TJohnTJohn Posts: 11,099
    edited December 1969

    If I had a nickname, I'd want it to be "Smiley". "There goes Smiley," people would say, and I would wave at them and smile.
    Or "Dutch"..."Dutch" would be a good nickname, too.

  • JaderailJaderail Posts: 0
    edited December 1969

    I got a nickname, I can not post it, but I get called it all the time...

  • ChoholeChohole Posts: 33,604
    edited December 1969

    I have 2 nicknames in my life, not sure I am going to share either of them. Both Family nicknames.

  • WendyLuvsCatzWendyLuvsCatz Posts: 38,206
    edited December 1969

    my nick name is Wendy no knickers :red:

  • WendyLuvsCatzWendyLuvsCatz Posts: 38,206
    edited December 1969

    some silly music to bump the stupid thread back from page 3 before I leave for work

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