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Is this Vicky??

KaribouKaribou Posts: 1,325
edited December 1969 in The Commons

I saw this on an insomniac TV commercial and had to have a look at the website. This is V4, isn't it?? If so... poor thing, she needs a tummy tuck.

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  • etujedietujedi Posts: 41
    edited December 1969

    Yes that is definitely Vicky.

  • SickleYieldSickleYield Posts: 7,634
    edited June 2013

    Wearing the old first-freebie-for-V4 Glamour Hair and workout gear, even. :D


    You know, it's funny. I'm much fatter than this, but my belly does not form a rigid hovering shelf out in front of me. Apparently she also suffers an infestation of Belly Pixies.

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  • Lissa_xyzLissa_xyz Posts: 6,116
    edited December 1969

    SickleYield said:
    You know, it's funny. I'm much fatter than this, but my belly does not form a rigid hovering shelf out in front of me. Apparently she also suffers an infestation of Belly Pixies.

    Judging by the image, those are fat melting pixies who enter her stomach and shoot the fat out of her elbow.

  • AdemnusAdemnus Posts: 744
    edited December 1969

    Vaskania said:
    SickleYield said:
    You know, it's funny. I'm much fatter than this, but my belly does not form a rigid hovering shelf out in front of me. Apparently she also suffers an infestation of Belly Pixies.

    Judging by the image, those are fat melting pixies who enter her stomach and shoot the fat out of her elbow.

    and the fat just walks away!

  • SickleYieldSickleYield Posts: 7,634
    edited December 1969

    sgreco1970 said:
    Vaskania said:
    SickleYield said:
    You know, it's funny. I'm much fatter than this, but my belly does not form a rigid hovering shelf out in front of me. Apparently she also suffers an infestation of Belly Pixies.

    Judging by the image, those are fat melting pixies who enter her stomach and shoot the fat out of her elbow.

    and the fat just walks away!

    So whatever this product is, you definitely don't want to use it in public? "Say, Vicky, you're looking sli - AUUUUGH."

  • WendyLuvsCatzWendyLuvsCatz Posts: 38,202
    edited June 2013

    SickleYield said:
    sgreco1970 said:
    Vaskania said:
    SickleYield said:
    You know, it's funny. I'm much fatter than this, but my belly does not form a rigid hovering shelf out in front of me. Apparently she also suffers an infestation of Belly Pixies.

    Judging by the image, those are fat melting pixies who enter her stomach and shoot the fat out of her elbow.

    and the fat just walks away!

    So whatever this product is, you definitely don't want to use it in public? "Say, Vicky, you're looking sli - AUUUUGH."

    oooo someone should make those adipose thingys to use in our renders!

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  • KaribouKaribou Posts: 1,325
    edited December 1969

    wendy♥catz said:
    SickleYield said:
    sgreco1970 said:
    Vaskania said:
    SickleYield said:
    You know, it's funny. I'm much fatter than this, but my belly does not form a rigid hovering shelf out in front of me. Apparently she also suffers an infestation of Belly Pixies.

    Judging by the image, those are fat melting pixies who enter her stomach and shoot the fat out of her elbow.

    and the fat just walks away!

    So whatever this product is, you definitely don't want to use it in public? "Say, Vicky, you're looking sli - AUUUUGH."

    oooo someone should make those adipose thingys to use in our renders!

    If you watch the video that Vicky is featured in, there are animations with SPARKLES ON HER BELLY as the product melts her belly fat away!!

    They ARE fat melting pixies!!

  • SickleYieldSickleYield Posts: 7,634
    edited December 1969

    Quick, fetch my debit card, I must have them!

  • TJohnTJohn Posts: 11,095
    edited December 1969

    Haven't seen the pitch, but I'll bet it goes something like this:
    "...So if you use our product and follow our diet plan you can lose up to 10 lbs/week with the understanding that the term "up to" includes the number zero..."

  • SickleYieldSickleYield Posts: 7,634
    edited December 1969

    tjohn said:
    Haven't seen the pitch, but I'll bet it goes something like this:
    "...So if you use our product and follow our diet plan you can lose up to 10 lbs/week with the understanding that the term "up to" includes the number zero..."

    Well yeah. There is no easy, non-addictive, non-dangerous way to tell the human body not to do what it's basically designed to do. This is hard to accept, which is why any kind of diet product other than "eat less, exercise more" exists.

  • TJohnTJohn Posts: 11,095
    edited December 1969

    People could try this weight-loss book, but I can't recommend it. : )

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  • RCDescheneRCDeschene Posts: 2,800
    edited June 2013

    How about this familiar beefcake?

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  • SickleYieldSickleYield Posts: 7,634
    edited December 1969

    RCDeschene said:
    How about this familiar beefcake?

    I'm not sure being made of pixels is a safe alternative to steroids. I haven't tried it, admittedly.

  • RCDescheneRCDeschene Posts: 2,800
    edited December 1969

    SickleYield said:
    tjohn said:
    Haven't seen the pitch, but I'll bet it goes something like this:
    "...So if you use our product and follow our diet plan you can lose up to 10 lbs/week with the understanding that the term "up to" includes the number zero..."

    Well yeah. There is no easy, non-addictive, non-dangerous way to tell the human body not to do what it's basically designed to do. This is hard to accept, which is why any kind of diet product other than "eat less, exercise more" exists.
    Actually, I've been eating MORE!

    Back in January I was around 260 lbs. around the time I stopped drinking soda. So I started eating whole wheat grains, items with either Weight Watchers points or the Heart Healthy Certificaton logo, less beef, more chicken, all of which in smaller portions, and only eating when I became authentically hungry, which is around 3 hours. Basically, I put myself on the 5 Small Meal diet.

    It is now June and I currently weigh 228 lbs. :)

  • TJohnTJohn Posts: 11,095
    edited December 1969

    SickleYield said:
    RCDeschene said:
    How about this familiar beefcake?

    I'm not sure being made of pixels is a safe alternative to steroids. I haven't tried it, admittedly.
    And it either dissolves your skin, or turns your skin opacity to zero. Seems legit.

  • fixmypcmikefixmypcmike Posts: 19,583
    edited December 1969

    It's worse than that: that was Vicky before the steroid alternative.

  • SickleYieldSickleYield Posts: 7,634
    edited December 1969

    fixmypcmike said:
    It's worse than that: that was Vicky before the steroid alternative.

    *sniggering*

  • Lissa_xyzLissa_xyz Posts: 6,116
    edited June 2013

    RCDeschene said:
    SickleYield said:
    tjohn said:
    Haven't seen the pitch, but I'll bet it goes something like this:
    "...So if you use our product and follow our diet plan you can lose up to 10 lbs/week with the understanding that the term "up to" includes the number zero..."

    Well yeah. There is no easy, non-addictive, non-dangerous way to tell the human body not to do what it's basically designed to do. This is hard to accept, which is why any kind of diet product other than "eat less, exercise more" exists.


    Actually, I've been eating MORE!

    Back in January I was around 260 lbs. around the time I stopped drinking soda. So I started eating whole wheat grains, items with either Weight Watchers points or the Heart Healthy Certificaton logo, less beef, more chicken, all of which in smaller portions, and only eating when I became authentically hungry, which is around 3 hours. Basically, I put myself on the 5 Small Meal diet.

    It is now June and I currently weigh 228 lbs. :)
    Congrats!

    My motivation is in the crapper and I tend to yo-yo. I did learn though not to cut something you like completely out though, that's how I generally gained what little I'd lose back. I'd gorge myself on whatever it was I cut out. Now I just do things healthier, like using cake mix as brownie mix (taking a 10 piece mix to 12 muffins lowers the calories) and replace all the additive junk in it with a single can of pumpkin puree (I'll admit, I got the idea from one of my Hungry Girl cookbooks).

    At 180, I'm at the lower end of the spectrum here, but I'm only 5'3, and I don't wear it well. >.<</p>

    We should start a weight loss club for art junkies. :P

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  • KaribouKaribou Posts: 1,325
    edited December 1969

    Here's how she's doing it... http://www.tummytuckbelt.com/

    Who needs diet or exercise? Magical lotion and an elastic belt will take that belly right off.

  • SickleYieldSickleYield Posts: 7,634
    edited December 1969

    KaribousBoutique said:
    Here's how she's doing it... http://www.tummytuckbelt.com/

    Who needs diet or exercise? Magical lotion and an elastic belt will take that belly right off.

    I understand attaching magnets to your fat works, too!

  • Lissa_xyzLissa_xyz Posts: 6,116
    edited December 1969

    Excuse me while I climb into my computer and load myself up into Daz.

  • Herald of FireHerald of Fire Posts: 3,504
    edited December 1969

    I lost three hundred pounds in less than five minutes. Thanks Photoshop!

  • Lissa_xyzLissa_xyz Posts: 6,116
    edited December 1969

    ^haha

  • TJohnTJohn Posts: 11,095
    edited December 1969

    HeraldOfFire said:
    I lost three hundred pounds in less than five minutes. Thanks Photoshop!

    LOL.
    7.
  • fixmypcmikefixmypcmike Posts: 19,583
    edited December 1969

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/01/10/fotoshop-by-adobe-video_n_1197133.html

  • Herald of FireHerald of Fire Posts: 3,504
    edited December 1969

    fixmypcmike said:
    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/01/10/fotoshop-by-adobe-video_n_1197133.html

    It's funny because it's so true.
  • BarubaryBarubary Posts: 1,211
    edited December 1969

    tjohn said:
    People could try this weight-loss book, but I can't recommend it. : )

    My first thought: DAMN, I could've sworn that one was written by Stephen King! /blush

    damn writers and their pseudonyms ^^

  • SickleYieldSickleYield Posts: 7,634
    edited December 1969

    Barubary said:
    tjohn said:
    People could try this weight-loss book, but I can't recommend it. : )

    My first thought: DAMN, I could've sworn that one was written by Stephen King! /blush

    damn writers and their pseudonyms ^^

    Nothing works better for weight loss than dark evil magic!


    Except Photoshop. Maybe she's born with it... probably not!

  • KaribouKaribou Posts: 1,325
    edited December 1969

    fixmypcmike said:
    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/01/10/fotoshop-by-adobe-video_n_1197133.html

    LOL!! This is fantastic...
  • WendyLuvsCatzWendyLuvsCatz Posts: 38,202
    edited December 1969

    well we have Antare's Autotune making tone deaf teens sing like angels
    why not an interactive video version of photoshop in the future in the Adobe stable where airbrushed changes are updated to real time on the original person as they are being videoed
    (certainly better than chiffon in front of the camera lens as they used to do!)

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