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  • MistaraMistara Posts: 38,675
    edited December 1969

    thread flipped?!

    the Fahrenheits melted our chocolate complaint thread :D

  • SkirikiSkiriki Posts: 4,975
    edited December 1969

    Cypherfox said:
    Greetings,
    ObTitle Comment/answer/follow-up question: On the lips, or on the hips?

    It is a trick question, everyone knows that "hips" gets doubled.

  • MistaraMistara Posts: 38,675
    edited December 1969

    i hit a triple trifecta pathetic loser whammy coming home. called taxi again, that's 2 taxis in one day. bought take out chinese food just to sit in a chair to wait for the taxi. went into the grocery store for yogurt, but saralee banana cream pie was on sale.

  • TJohnTJohn Posts: 11,099
    edited December 1969

    Misty Whisky said:
    i hit a triple trifecta pathetic loser whammy coming home. called taxi again, that's 2 taxis in one day. bought take out chinese food just to sit in a chair to wait for the taxi. went into the grocery store for yogurt, but saralee banana cream pie was on sale.

    Well let's see...nope I call that win/win/win. : )
  • WoolyloachWoolyloach Posts: 0
    edited December 1969

    M F M said:
    Woolyloach said:
    101f outside and almost time to go home. It's going to be a long, hot ride.

    I'll be stopping for beer and a burger to go on the way, then I'm going to hide from the Big Bright Thing(tm) until tomorrow. Sit, eat, drink, chat online and listen to dance/trance music! A nice, relaxing end to a very stressful day.

    Three day week next week! OMG I'm soooooooooooo looking forward to that!


    Sounds ideal for Bikinis... don't forget your sunscreen/sunblock though (-_^)

    I had the legs for a bikini before my accident, it'll be a few months before the muscles all come back.

    What I DON'T have is the midriff for a bikini!!!! Cover your eyes!!

  • MistaraMistara Posts: 38,675
    edited December 1969

    tjohn said:
    Misty Whisky said:
    i hit a triple trifecta pathetic loser whammy coming home. called taxi again, that's 2 taxis in one day. bought take out chinese food just to sit in a chair to wait for the taxi. went into the grocery store for yogurt, but saralee banana cream pie was on sale.

    Well let's see...nope I call that win/win/win. : )


    well, on the one bright side, taxi came quick, more time for Bubby hugging this evening.

  • WoolyloachWoolyloach Posts: 0
    edited December 1969

    Sisca said:
    Jaderail said:
    The I didn't have to Split the Complaint Thread again Complaint Thread

    Went on a beer run at JUST the right time it seems. Try to keep that in mind next time.

    But at least you got beer.

    It's going around - I grabbed a six pack of Firemans 4 (brewed in Austin) and am enjoying one with a cheeseburger!

    Blissssssssssssssssssssss! (cool smile)

  • WoolyloachWoolyloach Posts: 0
    edited December 1969

    robkelk said:
    Woolyloach said:
    101f outside and almost time to go home. It's going to be a long, hot ride.

    I'll be stopping for beer and a burger to go on the way, then I'm going to hide from the Big Bright Thing(tm) until tomorrow. Sit, eat, drink, chat online and listen to dance/trance music! A nice, relaxing end to a very stressful day.

    Three day week next week! OMG I'm soooooooooooo looking forward to that!


    (looks out window at third day of intermittent thundershowers)

    At least you have a Big Bright Thing(tm) to hide from...

    And I've got all of next week off!

    We need he rain, send it here! We're in a drought...

    All next week off! W00t!! Have fun!

  • WoolyloachWoolyloach Posts: 0
    edited December 1969

    tjohn said:
    Woolyloach said:
    Skiriki said:
    Woolyloach said:
    Sometime in early 2011, the original programmer changed the code to be backwards and some unknown person changed the testing machine to not complain. Neither person seems to be employed here any more, so we'll never know what happened.

    My boss is puzzled, the production manager is freaking out, and they're trying to figure out how to tell the execs about this.

    Who says programming isn't exciting? (seriously blank face) I have a headache now.

    o_O

    O_o

    O_O

    But... the client(s) is/are not complaining? Then it seems that this function is not as crucial as it was thought to be?

    Apparently only 1 customer has ever used this functionality and prompted returned all 20 units he bought, and this issue was never chased down or thought about afterwards. All this happened before I showed up, and nobody remembers how this came about, so.. excitement and discovery!

    I've been told to make it work the way the documentation says it works, so that gives me something to do tomorrow. The sales guys are terrified that, since this feature is becoming popular with competitors someone is going to order 100 units and end up angry..!

    Dilbert cartoons about defective product. Some are quite reminiscent of your own experiences, Wooly. :D

    http://search.dilbert.com/search?p=Q&srid=S3-USWSD02&lbc=dilbert&ts=custom&w=Defective+Product

    Heh, heh. Sooo like my real life.. (cry cry cry)

  • WoolyloachWoolyloach Posts: 0
    edited December 1969

    Skiriki said:
    Cypherfox said:
    Greetings,
    ObTitle Comment/answer/follow-up question: On the lips, or on the hips?

    It is a trick question, everyone knows that "hips" gets doubled.

    Cyberchocolate contains no calories, eat a whole kilo and no effects!! (heh heh)

  • WoolyloachWoolyloach Posts: 0
    edited December 1969

    Kyoto Kid said:
    Woolyloach said:
    101f outside and almost time to go home. It's going to be a long, hot ride.

    I'll be stopping for beer and a burger to go on the way, then I'm going to hide from the Big Bright Thing(tm) until tomorrow. Sit, eat, drink, chat online and listen to dance/trance music! A nice, relaxing end to a very stressful day.

    Three day week next week! OMG I'm soooooooooooo looking forward to that!


    ...72° but raining here. Hard to figure out what to wear because it's somewhat balmy and humid, but also wet coming from the sky.


    At the hotspot, watching some cool historical vids of the Farrnborough Airshow in the UK from the 50s to early 60s. The Brits were so far ahead of the times back then. In my book one of their airliners, the Vickers VC-10, and bombers, The AvRo Vulcan are still two of the most beautiful and elegant aeroplanes ever to take to the skies.

    Cool! I should look those up, I'm a real history buff!!

  • DanaTADanaTA Posts: 13,208
    edited December 1969

    Cypherfox said:
    Greetings,
    ObTitle Comment/answer/follow-up question: On the lips, or on the hips?

    -- Morgan

    :D

    Dana

  • DanaTADanaTA Posts: 13,208
    edited December 1969

    Misty Whisky said:
    i hit a triple trifecta pathetic loser whammy coming home. called taxi again, that's 2 taxis in one day. bought take out chinese food just to sit in a chair to wait for the taxi. went into the grocery store for yogurt, but saralee banana cream pie was on sale.

    Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee! :D

    Dana

  • ledheadledhead Posts: 1,586
    edited December 1969

    Just stopping in to say hi to everyone. I want to reassure you I am not dead yet. I had been getting quite bitchy in the forums. I decided to take a break from reading all of the stuff about DAZ that was making me feel like my monthly had started. The sad thing is I'm too old for that anymore. The sadder thing is I'm a guy.

    Love the name of the thread btw. The answer to that is lighter and lighter everyday.

    PS. I'll try to stop being so bitchy so Chohole doesn't have to work as hard. :D (I figure the smiley's still don't work ... damn it, there I go again ... lol)

  • TJohnTJohn Posts: 11,099
    edited December 1969

    Ledhead said:
    Just stopping in to say hi to everyone. I want to reassure you I am not dead yet. I had been getting quite bitchy in the forums. I decided to take a break from reading all of the stuff about DAZ that was making me feel like my monthly had started. The sad thing is I'm too old for that anymore. The sadder thing is I'm a guy.

    Love the name of the thread btw. The answer to that is lighter and lighter everyday.

    PS. I'll try to stop being so bitchy so Chohole doesn't have to work as hard. :D (I figure the smiley's still don't work ... damn it, there I go again ... lol)


    Good to see you, Ledhead.
  • DanaTADanaTA Posts: 13,208
    edited December 1969

    Ledhead said:
    Just stopping in to say hi to everyone. I want to reassure you I am not dead yet. I had been getting quite bitchy in the forums. I decided to take a break from reading all of the stuff about DAZ that was making me feel like my monthly had started. The sad thing is I'm too old for that anymore. The sadder thing is I'm a guy.

    Love the name of the thread btw. The answer to that is lighter and lighter everyday.

    PS. I'll try to stop being so bitchy so Chohole doesn't have to work as hard. :D (I figure the smiley's still don't work ... damn it, there I go again ... lol)

    You're allowed...this is the Complaint thread after all!

    Dana

  • SkirikiSkiriki Posts: 4,975
    edited December 1969

    Dude, Ledhead, don't be a stranger. :) So something broke the smileys, big effin' deal. It is summer on the northern hemisphere and winter to the south, let's just kick back and enjoy the season we got, to our best ability.

    I confess, right now I'm enjoying the light, but the heatwave can go and get ********. I haven't slept! It is 5:30 am!

  • ledheadledhead Posts: 1,586
    edited December 1969

    Skiriki said:
    Dude, Ledhead, don't be a stranger. :) So something broke the smileys, big effin' deal. It is summer on the northern hemisphere and winter to the south, let's just kick back and enjoy the season we got, to our best ability.

    I confess, right now I'm enjoying the light, but the heatwave can go and get ********. I haven't slept! It is 5:30 am!

    I'm not upset about the smiley's ... lol. I never use them anyway. You better get some sleep and please watch out for the polar bears :D

  • ps1borgps1borg Posts: 12,776
    edited June 2013

    Woolyloach said:
    Kyoto Kid said:
    Woolyloach said:
    101f outside and almost time to go home. It's going to be a long, hot ride.

    I'll be stopping for beer and a burger to go on the way, then I'm going to hide from the Big Bright Thing(tm) until tomorrow. Sit, eat, drink, chat online and listen to dance/trance music! A nice, relaxing end to a very stressful day.

    Three day week next week! OMG I'm soooooooooooo looking forward to that!


    ...72° but raining here. Hard to figure out what to wear because it's somewhat balmy and humid, but also wet coming from the sky.


    At the hotspot, watching some cool historical vids of the Farrnborough Airshow in the UK from the 50s to early 60s. The Brits were so far ahead of the times back then. In my book one of their airliners, the Vickers VC-10, and bombers, The AvRo Vulcan are still two of the most beautiful and elegant aeroplanes ever to take to the skies.

    Cool! I should look those up, I'm a real history buff!!

    Harold Evans' book Vickers: Against the Odds. The Vickers factory here got turned into a shopping mall.

    Post edited by ps1borg on
  • JaderailJaderail Posts: 0
    edited December 1969

    Ledhead said:
    Skiriki said:
    Dude, Ledhead, don't be a stranger. :) So something broke the smileys, big effin' deal. It is summer on the northern hemisphere and winter to the south, let's just kick back and enjoy the season we got, to our best ability.

    I confess, right now I'm enjoying the light, but the heatwave can go and get ********. I haven't slept! It is 5:30 am!

    I'm not upset about the smiley's ... lol. I never use them anyway. You better get some sleep and please watch out for the polar bears :DLedHead!! Happy Dance. Nice to see you, was getting my worry on. All better now.... WHEW!

  • Dream CutterDream Cutter Posts: 1,222
    edited June 2013

    OT: Anyone with a HTML5 / WebGL browser - see if you can get this page to view ok. Should be an animated snowstorm in 3d. http://3dnld.com Site is drupal test site hosted from my home office.
    Please let me know if performance is decent and the what continent you hit it from. Big Thanks!

    Post edited by Dream Cutter on
  • JaderailJaderail Posts: 0
    edited December 1969

    Dream Cutter said:
    OT: Anyone with a HTML5 / WebGL browser - see if you can get this page to view ok. Should be an animated snowstorm in 3d. http://3dnld.com Site is drupal test site hosted from my home office.
    Please let me know if performance is decent and the what continent you hit it from. Big Thanks!
    Works fine for me, But you might need to warn folks about the Texture loads, I'm on HIGH BB and it took a bit.
  • kyoto kidkyoto kid Posts: 41,040
    edited June 2013

    ...midweek 'plaint.

    My connectivity is sucking boulders about the size of gas giants tonight. It's been and hour and ten minutes before I could even call up the forums through the Daz Community menu. Back in Gmail I still am getting a "Loading/Still trying" message.

    50$ a month for this rubbish.

    About to take a hammer to the USB modem.

    Post edited by kyoto kid on
  • Lissa_xyzLissa_xyz Posts: 6,116
    edited December 1969

    Dream Cutter said:
    OT: Anyone with a HTML5 / WebGL browser - see if you can get this page to view ok. Should be an animated snowstorm in 3d. http://3dnld.com Site is drupal test site hosted from my home office.
    Please let me know if performance is decent and the what continent you hit it from. Big Thanks!

    Works fine in Chrome. Took under a minute or so to load on my connection. It does play like a stop animation though if that's what you were intending (it's not a fluid animation).

  • TJohnTJohn Posts: 11,099
    edited December 1969

    Kyoto Kid said:
    ...midweek 'plaint.

    My connectivity is sucking boulders about the size of gas giants tonight. It's been and hour and ten minutes before I could even call up the forums through the Daz Community menu. Back in Gmail I still am getting a "Loading/Still trying" message.

    50$ a month for this rubbish.

    About to take a hammer to the USB modem.

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  • RarethRareth Posts: 1,462
    edited December 1969

    who would complain about having a Kilo of Chocolate?

  • SkirikiSkiriki Posts: 4,975
    edited December 1969

    Rareth said:
    who would complain about having a Kilo of Chocolate?

    Probably people who don't know how much it weighs. :D

  • SiscaSisca Posts: 875
    edited December 1969

    Rareth said:
    who would complain about having a Kilo of Chocolate?

    Depends, are we talking run of the mill drugstore Hershey's chocolate here are are we talking Cailler or Sprungli?

  • SkirikiSkiriki Posts: 4,975
    edited December 1969

    Back in 80s I had some traumatic encounters with West German Christmas truffles and got bad memories for life. It was... honestly worse than some of the Soviet choccy I had eaten.

  • Sfariah DSfariah D Posts: 26,260
    edited December 1969

    Skiriki said:
    Rareth said:
    who would complain about having a Kilo of Chocolate?

    Probably people who don't know how much it weighs. :D

    Is there any way to protect it from bugs? (this house has a few bugs including roaches, just a few.) and also a way to keep it good to last a few times of the month when I really want chocolate!

    I also can share it if it was not too expensive.


    wait, how much is a kilo?

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