B.A.W.

DarkRiderDLMC

When you mount the B.A.W."

When I saw this puppy, I gave a squeal,
'cuz I loved the concept and the feel,
but in the name of keepin' things sort'a real,
you'd need a ladder to mount that BigAzzWheel

Too rich for my blood anyway, but you might want to toss in a rope ladder or something