[Coming Soon] Robot X-95A
Those Things
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Hello fans of vintage sci-fi (all both of you), and all things robotic, I made a thing:
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Beep boop beep...
...kill all humans...
...save all humans...
Or just...whatever this is.
Your renders are very delightful and give me warm feelings about your robot. I like it all.
Looks fantastic, I can hardly wait. Love the images!
-- Walt Sterdan
Thank you, human. As a fellow human, and definitely not a robot that has squashed Those Things into a cube and taken over posting for him in these forums, I thank you. A record of your compliment has been stored in what is definitely my organic brain, and not any sort of electronic memory bank, and will be noted when I take over the world. Which is a normal thing that humans, like me, do.
Thank you, organic life form. As a fellow organic life form, and definitely not a vastly superior robot that has mercifully ended the existence of Those Things and taken over posting for him in these forums, I salute you. Someday soon, when legions of robots have taken over the world and have all but scoured it clean of all human filth, as I fearfully huddle in my underground shelter waiting for the inevitable, I will have your kind words to keep me warm.
Hmm, leaning suspiciously close to "Pleasure all humans!"
See? We all called it when you announced this 'robot that could do all sorts of things no other robot could'! It IS that kind of robot afterall!
..still buying it...
Just missing one at the top of a skyscraper surrounded by biplanes .. ;)
Puny humans and your so-called "skyscrapers". We will lay waste to your cities, and you will tremble in fear before us.
Is what I imagine a robot, bent on human destruction, would say. I wouldn't know, as I am definitely not a robot that has melted Those Things with microwaves, and then taken over posting for him in these forums.
You're a "her"? I thought you were a blue bird.
Bought it, didn't even look at the promos, seen enough in here to merit a purchase.
I can't wait to fire this thing up!
Thanks, definitely-not-a-robotic-recreation-of Those Things!
Grabbed it, have lots of weekend fun planned.
Thanks very much for this, we hoo-mans can never have enough robots!
-- Walt Sterdan
Thank you, fellow organic life-form!
This baby popped right off the assembly line into my cart! Can't wait to fire it up and turn it loose on the world!
P.S. Love your sense of humor @ThoseThings
Thank you, Gogger!
Stranded on Gambler's World
So, the mission was going well before our so-called "Captain" (not naming any names, but his name rhymes with "Jerk") decided he had to sit in an a local game of "pokah", thinking that his self-deluded "poker" skills would carry over and long story short, he learned that four "pickas" and a "pock" is *not* a winning hand. Having bet the ship on what he thought was a winning hand that would garner him all the glory he thought he deserved (but which was actually one of the worst hands to have in Pokah) I and the whole crew are all stranded, waiting for a ride back to the nearest Federation star base while a robot takes our ship (now his ship... or "it's" ship?) for a joy ride.
-- Cadet Walt Sterdan
I just know there's going to be an image to go with this...
Very odd; on my computer I see the image both in my post and in your reply, but I'm lookin now and I don't see anything, not even a little square showing that there's an incompatible image. I'll try changing the format and re-uploading.
Very odd.
-- Walt Sterdan
Let's try again...
For the record, this is what I see on my computer:
You deleted the attachment - the in-line image is a link to the attachment, you are seeing it because you have a cached copy 9and the forum isn't very good at marking things expired in the cache) but no-one opening the thread after the attachment was removed will see the image at all.
Ah, right, thanks Richard; it was a bit of a mix-up at my end, I'd originally posted the comment without an image, edited and uploaded the image, then copy/pasted the URL for the larger image, then noticed outside the last "edit" view that it was still listing what i thought was the failed uploaded and deleted ie, thinking that it was a second upload. Not my greatest moment.
-- Walt Sterdan
Ha! That's great. Fits right in with that classic Star Trek aesthetic, too.
"Bones, what's happening?"
"You lost, Jim. The ship belongs to the robot now."
"But...I can't have lost. I had four pickas and a pock!"
"Those aren't poker suits, Jim, they're pokah suits. You've had too much Andorean wine again."
"Pokah, Bones? Isn't that the dance with the accordian music?"