The Can't Fix Stupid STUPID THREAD VII
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and then we have...
...Catruday already? Crikey the week went by fast.
Caturday stuff...
(Warning: post may contain some dog)
I can relate to that last one, Happens most mornings.
Some more
It is caturday and I want to check out some lolcats
...morning (stretch, ouch).
I am cold but I am dressed warmly.
find somebody to cuddle.
one the other hand...
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Thanks for all the lolcats!
As mentioned before, i bread my cat, but I didn't get any kittens. :D
The real Puss-In-Boots.
My internet is acting up. Sometimes it works but other times it does not
'Scaturday.
Keep coming with the LOLcats! They are so cute and fun!
Hmm... naw...
I forgot to add this pic to my Brother's Birthday vid
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLWOOOZKlGM
Jaderail might think of a caption!
another, same floral shirt (it WAS the 60's!!!)
so I did...
Another stupid attempt to post this image.
No cats but too squeeable not to share.
The ducklings were hatched in an incubator and imprinted on the family dog as their mother. : )
The cats come back.
...now that is both sweet & cool.
LOVE!! Ducky Dog! So cute... now this...
This has to rate an inclusion in the stupid thread, even if it is a bit late for Caturday
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMzgl0nFj3s
If that link won't work for you, try this one
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJN80qZQ1P8
TOOLS AND HOW TO USE THEM
SKIL SAW:
A portable cutting tool used to make boards too short .
BELT SANDER:
An electric sanding tool commonly used to convert minor touch-up jobs into major refinishing jobs .
WIRE WHEEL:
Cleans paint off bolts and then throws them somewhere under the workbench with the speed of light . Also removes fingerprints and hard-earned calluses from fingers in about the time it takes you to say, 'Oh s**it' .
DRILL PRESS:
A tall upright machine useful for suddenly snatching flat metal bar stock out of your hands so that it smacks you in the chest and flings your beer across the room, denting the freshly-painted project which you had carefully set in the corner where nothing could get to it .
CHANNEL LOCKS:
Used to round off bolt heads . Sometimes used in the creation of blood-blisters .
HACKSAW:
One of a family of cutting tools built on the Ouija board principle . . . It transforms human energy into a crooked, unpredictable motion, and the more you attempt to influence its course, the more dismal your future becomes .
VISE-GRIPS:
Generally used after pliers to completely round off bolt heads . If nothing else is available, they can also be used to transfer intense welding heat to the palm of your hand .
OXYACETYLENE TORCH:
Used almost entirely for igniting various flammable objects in your shop and creating a fire . Also handy for igniting the grease inside the wheel hub out of which you want to remove a bearing race .
TABLE SAW:
A large stationary power tool commonly used to launch wood projectiles for testing wall integrity .
Very effective for digit removal !!
HYDRAULIC FLOOR JACK:
Used for lowering an automobile to the ground after you have installed your new brake shoes, trapping the jack handle firmly under the bumper .
BAND SAW:
A large stationary power saw primarily used by most shops to cut large pieces into smaller pieces that more easily fit into the trash after you cut on the inside of the line instead of the outside edge .
TWO-TON ENGINE HOIST:
A tool for testing the maximum tensile strength of all the crap you forgot to disconnect .
PHILLIPS SCREWDRIVER:
Normally used to stab the vacuum seals under lids or for opening old-style paper-and-tin oil cans and splashing oil on your shirt; but can also be used, as the name implies, to strip out Phillips screw heads .
STRAIGHT SCREWDRIVER:
A tool for opening paint cans . Sometimes used to convert common slotted screws into non-removable screws and butchering your palms .
PRY BAR:
A tool used to crumple the metal surrounding that clip or bracket you needed to remove in order to replace a 50 cent part .
PVC PIPE CUTTER:
A tool used to make plastic pipe too short .
HAMMER:
Originally employed as a weapon of war, the hammer nowadays is used as a kind of divining rod to locate the most expensive parts adjacent the object we are trying to hit .
UTILITY KNIFE:
Used to open and slice through the contents of cardboard cartons delivered to your front door . Works particularly well on contents such as seats, vinyl records, liquids in plastic bottles, collector magazines, refund checks, and rubber or plastic parts . Especially useful for slicing work clothes, but only while in use .
These can also be used to initiate a trip to the emergency room so a doctor can sew up the damage.
SON OF A BITCH TOOL:
Any handy tool that you grab and throw across the garage while yelling 'Son of a bitch' at the top of your lungs . It is also, most often, the next tool that you will need .
THE SOCKET SET AND RATCHET:
an assortment of hexagonal shaped receptacles lying at the bottom of your tool drawer that do not fit any bolt or nut, being either too small or loose and a little levered device to fit them in with a gear you alwaystwist the wrong way so you tighten said nut or bolt even more rounding the poorly fitting edges ensuring no spanner will undo it even if it fits.
Hence the name, bloody ratshit thing!
JIGSAW:
A device for fitting little serrated blades in, you poke into a predrilled hole to embed itself part way once you start to cut, get very hot and snap off and make you dance a jig with your sore finger in mouth.
CLAW HAMMER
a device for hammering nails in crooked then pulling their heads off.
ANGLE GRINDER
a device for showering yourself with sparkles of hot metal.
CABLE TIES
handy little plastic things for holding your car together or anything else that can endanger your life when they melt and snap
DUCT TAPE
see above
CHEWING GUM
see above
TWISTY TIES
see above
OLD PANTY HOSE
see above
Jade said I had missed this one
HAND HELD POWER DRILL::
Most often used to drill straight holes into Items at angles that line up to nothing.
Also usfull for adding extra holes to tabletops and other surfaces that do not require a hole.
NAIL GUN
device for firing nails with compressed air through your finger into the rafter on top of you pergola where no-one can reach easily to help you.
BOW SAW:
as name suggests you bow sore for days after using this to cut boughs