The Can't Fix Stupid STUPID THREAD VII
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And now, a cat. I think...
...SPIRIT LEVEL:. Lets you know just how crooked beams of a framework are by eyeballing that little bubble in the little tube with markings almost impossible to read (or in the case of an older one, usually worn off). An excellent tool for prompting you to head to the liquor cabinet and lower the levels of the bottled spirits stored within after you realise you have to pull everything apart that you just spent most of the day nailing together.
STUD FINDER: Perfect for finding that empty space between the wallboard and outer wall which has no support for the flat screen you intend to hang up.
ADJUSTABLE PIPE WRENCH: Like the Channel Lock or Pliers, great for rounding off those pesky sharp corners on overly tight connectors of pipe joints under the sink. Often results in nasty bumps on the noggin (along with temporary bouts of Tourette's syndrome that follow) when it slips off and smacks you in the forehead as you are uncomfortably laying prone underneath the kitchen or loo basins.
LEAF BLOWER: Rumoured to be one of the one of the most annoying and futile devices ever invented as it a source of incredibly loud noise that only disturbs the neighbours and wastes expensive petrol to perform a task more easily (and quietly) handled with a broom or rake and yard debris sack. It is well known the the wind loves these contraptions, for after you are done, it takes sheer delight on blowing everything back that you cleared from your walkway and drive fifteen minutes later.
I feel the same when i look at my floor
Mutant See-And Say™
The cowt says:
"Moo-ow!"
I want that animal for DS or Poser
Now is that the Cowt that got the cream or the Cowt that made the cream I wonder.
Now is that the Cowt that got the cream or the Cowt that made the cream I wonder.
Uh...yes?
Now is that the Cowt that got the cream or the Cowt that made the cream I wonder.
First it made the cream, then it drank the cream... I see no problem.
My computer screen is acting stupid because I have a video on pause. I keep checking the forums when taking a break from watching a sci fi adventure movie with an Egyptian theme.
Oohhhhhhhh, so that's it!
Haha!! That's classic lol. It's always interesting to see a date stamp on these joke images, some of them circulate the Internet for huge durations of time
How much is a VCR worth? Not a DVR but a VCR
Holy crap I want one! Need to find a mad doctor to make this happen asap!
$5? lol
Sometimes when I try to post I get sent to my account page instead of the post being actually posted.
respect my authority
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And now...
A look at the weather.
Ooh looks as though it may be a bit warm. I think you need a nice cool cellar.
...looks like a scorcher. Definitely not a good day for rendering.
Can I post now? or will the forums give me problems?
Told my daughter about your weather forecast, tjohn. She said, "Hell is coming to TN. What have those people been doing?""
...the only thing worse than a 700° day is this:
ROTFLMAO!!
Hi ho! Hi ho!
I know THAT feeling rather well.
I hope my coffee is sweet enough but not too sweet. I better try it before I get ice coffee. But ice coffee sounds good too.
...that is one of the reasons I dread having to go back to work. I like my cargo slacks & jeans. To have to wear a suit & tie, yuk
yep work is imminent for me too
what sucks is I need to change into my uniform at work
in a cold locker room
what is STUPID is people just put their dirty clothes back on anyway!
Two's Day.