The I can't remember what I was Complaining About Complaint Thread

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  • SerpentSerpent Posts: 4,075
    edited December 1969

    ps1borg said:
    Morning. Grey and gloomy day tinted blue and white, sun must be out there somewhere but not here right now :)

    Overcast and 94f. Once again hotter than Austin.

    My karma sucks. :down:

  • SerpentSerpent Posts: 4,075
    edited December 1969

    I'm at home and it's SIX FIFTEEN
    No dinner tonight 'cause my guts feel MEAN
    They're churnin' so much that it's OBSCENE
    I tell you bro, it's a horrible SCENE

    Probiotic gumms and a fiber CHEW
    Things are such a mess there's nuthin' I can DO
    I'll sit in bed and pray that it's THROUGH
    Oh bro I hope this really never happens to YOU

    The weekend on the floor, gonna be a BORE
    So I searched Google for a liquor STORE
    Five miles, damn, that's just HARDCORE
    But I need booze so I'll go buy MORE

    Starin' at the screen i'm in a bad MOOD
    Next to the A/C and I'm practically NUDE
    I'd open a window but that'd be RUDE
    As the naked trout cops an ATTITUDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    *record scratching sounds here*

    %-P

  • Sfariah DSfariah D Posts: 26,259
    edited December 1969

    This confuses me. How can someone earn -12 stars in order to get gold level?

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  • MistaraMistara Posts: 38,675
    edited December 1969

    made it home before the t-storm :lol:

    cornbread toasting in the oven.

    it was a tense day, auditors cornered me 40 minutes before my bus >.<</p>

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  • MistaraMistara Posts: 38,675
    edited December 1969

    This confuses me. How can someone earn -12 stars in order to get gold level?


    maybe - is a hyphen?

  • MistaraMistara Posts: 38,675
    edited December 1969

    TroutFace said:
    I'm at home and it's SIX FIFTEEN
    No dinner tonight 'cause my guts feel MEAN
    They're churnin' so much that it's OBSCENE
    I tell you bro, it's a horrible SCENE

    Probiotic gumms and a fiber CHEW
    Things are such a mess there's nuthin' I can DO
    I'll sit in bed and pray that it's THROUGH
    Oh bro I hope this really never happens to YOU

    The weekend on the floor, gonna be a BORE
    So I searched Google for a liquor STORE
    Five miles, damn, that's just HARDCORE
    But I need booze so I'll go buy MORE

    Starin' at the screen i'm in a bad MOOD
    Next to the A/C and I'm practically NUDE
    I'd open a window but that'd be RUDE
    As the naked trout cops an ATTITUDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    *record scratching sounds here*

    %-P


    sounds like yawnulus was a visiting.

    hmm i heard of something called a hum-uncle-us

  • DanaTADanaTA Posts: 13,207
    edited December 1969

    This confuses me. How can someone earn -12 stars in order to get gold level?


    maybe - is a hyphen?

    Actually, it says she needs - 12 more star. No "s". Nobody proof reads anything anymore! That's my complaint.

    Dana

  • DaremoK3DaremoK3 Posts: 798
    edited December 1969

    pruuf read do i still...

    Complaint:

    Out of beer.

    I would like a bear...

  • MistaraMistara Posts: 38,675
    edited July 2014

    ate my cornbread.

    tummy gurgle.


    rummage the fridge, some spaghetti with pesto leftover to heat up
    :-P

    or go straight to the ice cream ... ...

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  • starionwolfstarionwolf Posts: 3,670
    edited December 1969

    I still hear thunder outside. Lights are blinking. I just want to log into prepaid debit card account to check the balance. Then I can decide which items I can buy at the Daz store. I would use the tablet and mobile site but the the debit card company already recognizes the desktop. Don't want to use the tablet anyways.

  • 1gecko1gecko Posts: 309
    edited December 1969

    TroutFace said:
    I'm at home and it's SIX FIFTEEN
    No dinner tonight 'cause my guts feel MEAN
    They're churnin' so much that it's OBSCENE
    I tell you bro, it's a horrible SCENE

    Probiotic gumms and a fiber CHEW
    Things are such a mess there's nuthin' I can DO
    I'll sit in bed and pray that it's THROUGH
    Oh bro I hope this really never happens to YOU

    The weekend on the floor, gonna be a BORE
    So I searched Google for a liquor STORE
    Five miles, damn, that's just HARDCORE
    But I need booze so I'll go buy MORE

    Starin' at the screen i'm in a bad MOOD
    Next to the A/C and I'm practically NUDE
    I'd open a window but that'd be RUDE
    As the naked trout cops an ATTITUDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    *record scratching sounds here*

    %-P

    gut revolts are always a messy scene - my sympathies!

    but look on the bright side, tomorrow it will be even more 'fun' coming out! ... wait, that's not a bright side... oh! yes it is.. after the butt-ache is over, you will feel so much better! :cheese:

    That was how my digestive system finally convinced me that it was *time* to cut out the spicy food I enjoyed - I would put up with the upset stomach, but then it started not playing fair and transporting the capsicum (the stuff that makes hot-n-spicy burn) directly and unbroken to my colon where it would ignite and char my poor sphincter to the point you could read by its 'cheery' red glow. Just got worse until one Christmas visiting my family my nephew walked by the bathroom one morning and went screaming to his mom that, "Rudolf is in the bathroom and Unca Gecko is cursing him! Make Unca Gecko stop hurting Rudolf! Will Santa still come!??!"

    ... took him 2 years before my nephew quit giving me the 'stink-eye' every time I came around after that (the fact my brother kept telling him that it must be MY fault that Santa, "... didn't bring that 4-wheeler you wanted..." instead of just explaining how expensive the thing was certainly didn't help!)

  • donahue_shelly@yahoo.com[email protected] Posts: 763
    edited December 1969

    Small story update

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  • donahue_shelly@yahoo.com[email protected] Posts: 763
    edited December 1969

    Reld's fully awake at least

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  • donahue_shelly@yahoo.com[email protected] Posts: 763
    edited December 1969

    Wait Reld, Sam's got a plan (I think)

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  • donahue_shelly@yahoo.com[email protected] Posts: 763
    edited December 1969

    Whew, looks like Sam's regain that dragon's attention...

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  • donahue_shelly@yahoo.com[email protected] Posts: 763
    edited December 1969

    Oh man, that dragon's mad...

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  • donahue_shelly@yahoo.com[email protected] Posts: 763
    edited July 2014

    Sam: wait, is that frost in my hair? (done for now)

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  • MistaraMistara Posts: 38,675
    edited December 1969

    i think it's time of year for that bulls festival. they should let them wear safety helmets so the bulls don't accidentally hurt themselves.

  • kyoto kidkyoto kid Posts: 41,040
    edited December 1969

    i think it's time of year for that bulls festival. they should let them wear safety helmets so the bulls don't accidentally hurt themselves.

    ...what? Congress is in session again?


    ..oh wait, wrong kind of bull.

  • kyoto kidkyoto kid Posts: 41,040
    edited December 1969

    TroutFace said:
    I'm at home and it's SIX FIFTEEN
    No dinner tonight 'cause my guts feel MEAN
    They're churnin' so much that it's OBSCENE
    I tell you bro, it's a horrible SCENE

    Probiotic gumms and a fiber CHEW
    Things are such a mess there's nuthin' I can DO
    I'll sit in bed and pray that it's THROUGH
    Oh bro I hope this really never happens to YOU

    The weekend on the floor, gonna be a BORE
    So I searched Google for a liquor STORE
    Five miles, damn, that's just HARDCORE
    But I need booze so I'll go buy MORE

    Starin' at the screen i'm in a bad MOOD
    Next to the A/C and I'm practically NUDE
    I'd open a window but that'd be RUDE
    As the naked trout cops an ATTITUDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    *record scratching sounds here*

    %-P


    ...excellent.
  • kyoto kidkyoto kid Posts: 41,040
    edited December 1969

    1gecko said:
    gut revolts are always a messy scene - my sympathies!

    but look on the bright side, tomorrow it will be even more 'fun' coming out! ... wait, that's not a bright side... oh! yes it is.. after the butt-ache is over, you will feel so much better! :cheese:

    That was how my digestive system finally convinced me that it was *time* to cut out the spicy food I enjoyed - I would put up with the upset stomach, but then it started not playing fair and transporting the capsicum (the stuff that makes hot-n-spicy burn) directly and unbroken to my colon where it would ignite and char my poor sphincter to the point you could read by its 'cheery' red glow. Just got worse until one Christmas visiting my family my nephew walked by the bathroom one morning and went screaming to his mom that, "Rudolf is in the bathroom and Unca Gecko is cursing him! Make Unca Gecko stop hurting Rudolf! Will Santa still come!??!"

    ... took him 2 years before my nephew quit giving me the 'stink-eye' every time I came around after that (the fact my brother kept telling him that it must be MY fault that Santa, "... didn't bring that 4-wheeler you wanted..." instead of just explaining how expensive the thing was certainly didn't help!)


    ...oy. Now that sounds scary.
  • MistaraMistara Posts: 38,675
    edited December 1969

    Kyoto Kid said:
    i think it's time of year for that bulls festival. they should let them wear safety helmets so the bulls don't accidentally hurt themselves.

    ...what? Congress is in session again?


    ..oh wait, wrong kind of bull.

    bull-oh-knee session?

    :lol:

  • atticanneatticanne Posts: 3,009
    edited December 1969

    Kyoto Kid said:
    i think it's time of year for that bulls festival. they should let them wear safety helmets so the bulls don't accidentally hurt themselves.

    ...what? Congress is in session again?


    ..oh wait, wrong kind of bull.

    Thanks for making me fall off my chair, KK. So far this has been a fun week, watching our Guv v. the Prez.

  • atticanneatticanne Posts: 3,009
    edited December 1969

    1gecko said:
    TroutFace said:
    I'm at home and it's SIX FIFTEEN
    No dinner tonight 'cause my guts feel MEAN
    They're churnin' so much that it's OBSCENE
    I tell you bro, it's a horrible SCENE

    Probiotic gumms and a fiber CHEW
    Things are such a mess there's nuthin' I can DO
    I'll sit in bed and pray that it's THROUGH
    Oh bro I hope this really never happens to YOU

    The weekend on the floor, gonna be a BORE
    So I searched Google for a liquor STORE
    Five miles, damn, that's just HARDCORE
    But I need booze so I'll go buy MORE

    Starin' at the screen i'm in a bad MOOD
    Next to the A/C and I'm practically NUDE
    I'd open a window but that'd be RUDE
    As the naked trout cops an ATTITUDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    *record scratching sounds here*

    %-P

    gut revolts are always a messy scene - my sympathies!

    but look on the bright side, tomorrow it will be even more 'fun' coming out! ... wait, that's not a bright side... oh! yes it is.. after the butt-ache is over, you will feel so much better! :cheese:

    That was how my digestive system finally convinced me that it was *time* to cut out the spicy food I enjoyed - I would put up with the upset stomach, but then it started not playing fair and transporting the capsicum (the stuff that makes hot-n-spicy burn) directly and unbroken to my colon where it would ignite and char my poor sphincter to the point you could read by its 'cheery' red glow. Just got worse until one Christmas visiting my family my nephew walked by the bathroom one morning and went screaming to his mom that, "Rudolf is in the bathroom and Unca Gecko is cursing him! Make Unca Gecko stop hurting Rudolf! Will Santa still come!??!"

    ... took him 2 years before my nephew quit giving me the 'stink-eye' every time I came around after that (the fact my brother kept telling him that it must be MY fault that Santa, "... didn't bring that 4-wheeler you wanted..." instead of just explaining how expensive the thing was certainly didn't help!)

    Spicy food is meant to be followed by a generous helping of ice cream. Then you can cheer, "Come on, Ice Cream!"

  • atticanneatticanne Posts: 3,009
    edited December 1969

    TroutFace said:
    I'm at home and it's SIX FIFTEEN
    No dinner tonight 'cause my guts feel MEAN
    They're churnin' so much that it's OBSCENE
    I tell you bro, it's a horrible SCENE

    Probiotic gumms and a fiber CHEW
    Things are such a mess there's nuthin' I can DO
    I'll sit in bed and pray that it's THROUGH
    Oh bro I hope this really never happens to YOU

    The weekend on the floor, gonna be a BORE
    So I searched Google for a liquor STORE
    Five miles, damn, that's just HARDCORE
    But I need booze so I'll go buy MORE

    Starin' at the screen i'm in a bad MOOD
    Next to the A/C and I'm practically NUDE
    I'd open a window but that'd be RUDE
    As the naked trout cops an ATTITUDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    *record scratching sounds here*

    %-P

    I sincerely hope tomorrow is not as crappy as today. Just don't consider sewercide.

  • DanaTADanaTA Posts: 13,207
    edited December 1969

    1gecko said:
    ...the capsicum (the stuff that makes hot-n-spicy burn) ...

    That would be capsaicin! :P Did you know that humans are about the only mammalian species that likes the effects of capsaicin? Allegedly. Birds don't have receptors for it so they don't even notice it. I say allegedly, because research tells me that squirrels don't like it and will not eat things that have it. But that research was all wrong! When I first bought this house, I put up a bird feeder. Squirrels would eat the seed. I found out about that and found a product that was a red powder, high in capsaicin. It was specifically marketed as a squirrel repellent, to keep them from eating the bird seed. You mix it in and they won't eat the seed. Well, I did that. And they kept eating it. I mixed in more, then more, then so much that the seed looked red from the kitchen window. Yet the squirrels kept eating it. I watched as a squirrel would eat and eat, then take a break, wipe his mouth and shake his head...then go back for more! Needless to say, I stopped buying that powder.

    Dana

  • kyoto kidkyoto kid Posts: 41,040
    edited December 1969

    ...sounds like they built up a tolerance to it.

  • M F MM F M Posts: 1,388
    edited July 2014

    Sam: wait, is that frost in my hair? (done for now)

    Looks frosty >_<... hope he's got a hairdryer with him, or it's curls tomorrow ;-)</p>
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  • SerpentSerpent Posts: 4,075
    edited December 1969

    1gecko said:
    TroutFace said:
    I'm at home and it's SIX FIFTEEN
    No dinner tonight 'cause my guts feel MEAN
    They're churnin' so much that it's OBSCENE
    I tell you bro, it's a horrible SCENE

    Probiotic gumms and a fiber CHEW
    Things are such a mess there's nuthin' I can DO
    I'll sit in bed and pray that it's THROUGH
    Oh bro I hope this really never happens to YOU

    The weekend on the floor, gonna be a BORE
    So I searched Google for a liquor STORE
    Five miles, damn, that's just HARDCORE
    But I need booze so I'll go buy MORE

    Starin' at the screen i'm in a bad MOOD
    Next to the A/C and I'm practically NUDE
    I'd open a window but that'd be RUDE
    As the naked trout cops an ATTITUDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    *record scratching sounds here*

    %-P

    gut revolts are always a messy scene - my sympathies!

    but look on the bright side, tomorrow it will be even more 'fun' coming out! ... wait, that's not a bright side... oh! yes it is.. after the butt-ache is over, you will feel so much better! :cheese:

    That was how my digestive system finally convinced me that it was *time* to cut out the spicy food I enjoyed - I would put up with the upset stomach, but then it started not playing fair and transporting the capsicum (the stuff that makes hot-n-spicy burn) directly and unbroken to my colon where it would ignite and char my poor sphincter to the point you could read by its 'cheery' red glow. Just got worse until one Christmas visiting my family my nephew walked by the bathroom one morning and went screaming to his mom that, "Rudolf is in the bathroom and Unca Gecko is cursing him! Make Unca Gecko stop hurting Rudolf! Will Santa still come!??!"

    ... took him 2 years before my nephew quit giving me the 'stink-eye' every time I came around after that (the fact my brother kept telling him that it must be MY fault that Santa, "... didn't bring that 4-wheeler you wanted..." instead of just explaining how expensive the thing was certainly didn't help!)

    Yeah - I've had to quit the jalapenos and habaneros, mild spicy is it for me.. feh. We hateses it, but.. better a mild and happy stomach than 5 minutes of tasty food turning into 2-3 hours of quality bathroom time! :bug:

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