The Can't Fix Stupid STUPID THREAD VII
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OMG the things we do to our pets and babies!
it will come back to bite us on the arse when old and senile and the great grandkids play their jokes
(or the cat in it's halloween costume gets in the knitting yarn!)
it appears some cats are quite good at knitting
I am trying to think of a good idea but I keep getting the thought 'Stupid, Stupid, Stupid!' in my head.
..in space, there is no up, there is no down, there is no left, there is no right, only x, y, and z and that is only relevant to your own personal frame of reference at the moment.
And no one can hear you scream...
If your kitty takes up a hobby, you probably need to show him/her more attention/affection. :)
I thought I was opening seventy some pictures into Photoshop but I opened seven hundred some pictures instead. That now seems to be a stupid idea.
hobbies....wot is hobbies
Job Description for Cats
(I didn't write this)
BATHROOMS - Always accompany guests to the bath room. It is not necessary to do anything. Just sit & stare.
DOORS - Do not allow any closed doors ... in any room. To get the door opened, stand on hind legs & hammer with forepaws. Once door is opened, it's not necessary to use it. After you have ordered an outside door opened, stand half-way in & out & think about several things. This is particularly important during very cold weather, rain, snow, or mosquito season.
CHAIRS AND RUGS - If you have to throw up, get to a chair quickly. If you cannot manage in time, get to an Oriental rug. If there is no Oriental rug, shag is good. When throwing up on the carpet, make sure you back up so it's as long as a human's bare foot.
HAMPERING - If one of your humans is engaged in any activity, and the other is idle, stay with the busy one. This is called helping, otherwise known as hampering. Following are the rules for hampering:
When supervising cooking, sit just behind the left heel of the cook. You cannot be seen and thereby stand a better chance of being stepped on and then picked up and comforted.
For book readers, get in close under the chin, between eyes and book --unless you can lie across the book itself.
When human is working at computer, jump up on desk, walk across keyboard, bat at mouse pointer on screen, and then lay in human's lap across arms, hampering typing in progress.
WALKING - As often as possible, dart quickly & as close as possible in front of the human... especially on stairs, when they have something in their arms, in the dark & when they first get up in the morning. This will help their co-ordination skills.
BEDTIME - Always sleep on the human at night so he/she cannot move around.
LITTER BOX - When using the litter box, be sure to kick as much litter out of the box as possible. Humans love the feel of kitty litter between their toes.
HIDING - Every now and then, hide in a place where the humans cannot find you and ... do NOT come out for three to four hours under any circumstances. This will cause the humans to panic (which they love) thinking that you have run away or are lost. Once you do come out... the humans will cover you with love & kisses, and you probably will get a treat.
ONE LAST THOUGHT - Whenever possible, get close to a human, especially their face, then turn around and present your butt to them. Humans love this, so do it often.
I want to take a nap but I do not want to miss dinner.
then there are those on the verge of getting another box
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Procrastinating is stupid but fun
my cat LOVES boxes!!, heaven help you should you try to take them off him. Even the smallest of boxes, he finds a way to sit in it.
I had a parcel come from ebay or something, soon as I took the item out it was his, and the empty box stayed on the floor for like a week... it was longest consecutive days my cat was actually indoors.
Oh look, here he is! Knew I had a photo
AWWWWW! What a cutiepie!
AWWWWW! What a cutiepie!
My thoughts too
all cats like boxes
Solid proof that a cat is a cat no matter the size.
Solid proof that a cat is a cat no matter the size.
WOW, Never seen the big cats in boxes, awesome!!
. . . . . . and now for some seafood?
Oh NICE Purr Person... but...NM
Well if I buy a fridge I can get a good size box to play in, but I cannot afford a fridge or know where to put it.
oddly I sat in or rather got in a box today
in my shed collecting my recyclables
my electric piano came in it.
Man in the Box - Alice in Chains Warning!! This is Heavy Metal, not for all.
I remember spending a lot of time as a kid in big cardboard boxes. Man, good times. My castle, my boat, my spaceship... the bestestest toy EVER.
I remember spending a lot of time as a kid in big cardboard boxes. Man, good times. My castle, my boat, my spaceship... the bestestest toy EVER.
There is at least one Calvin and Hobbes cartoon ion that (well, not your box specifically, but in general).
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There is at least one Calvin and Hobbes cartoon ion that (well, not your box specifically, but in general).
...http://www.lovine.com/hobbes/comics/transmogrifier.html
I just Googled "Cats sitting in things." The results were even better than I expected!
Every week the evening before the Dustbin men come round we bring in the recycling box to fill it up. It is then just a matter of time before it has at least one cat in it, and sometimes both of them. Even when you put stuff in there they just huff over and stay there. Even wehn it is full up with paper, tins and bottles they will still find a gap to sit themselves.
The really funny thing is when the truck comes round to empty it. They jump up on the front window sills to check them out, almost as though they are making sure that the dustmen put their green box back in the front garden ready for next week.