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  • NylonGirlNylonGirl Posts: 1,820
    WendyLuvsCatz said:
    LeatherGryphon said:
    WendyLuvsCatz said:

    I smell ether and it is giving me a headache

    I rang the environmental protection authority to ask what a meth lab smells like

    they were utterly no help

    I don't want to get into trouble for filing a false police report against my neighbours either

    if they have a clandestine lab and it blows up I hope my house doesn't catch fire

    If reasonable, ask the neighbors if they are painting or lacquering or ask if they smell gas and tell them that it is causing headaches.  Don't let on that you suspect drugs or are going to report it.  Especially if they are scary people.

    If that doesn't work, report smelling gas to the utilities company.  They have to come around to investigate and might notice the smell too.  Or their instruments might set off alarm bells.  The police or fire department might come too, adding to the confusion and getting more experts to weigh-in their opinions of what's going on.  If true, you'll be rid of your neighbors and might make an exciting event.  If false, you might find out it was a temporary paint job, or get them to stop whatever activity was causing it. 

    may if it persists 

    so far was a once off, extremely strong but disapated afterwards 

    Was there a flash and a large mushroom cloud above their home just before the dissipation?

  • kyoto kidkyoto kid Posts: 41,058
    Fixmypcmike said:
    Mystiarra said:

    a plague maiden is something like a noon wraith

    No fair killing threads with plague.

    ..hmm, a plaque maiden? 

  • fixmypcmikefixmypcmike Posts: 19,583
    kyoto kid said:
    Fixmypcmike said:
    Mystiarra said:

    a plague maiden is something like a noon wraith

    No fair killing threads with plague.

    ..hmm, a plaque maiden? 

    Arch-nemesis of the Tooth Fairy, or her secret partner?

  • Sfariah DSfariah D Posts: 26,292
    Fixmypcmike said:
    kyoto kid said:
    Fixmypcmike said:
    Mystiarra said:

    a plague maiden is something like a noon wraith

    No fair killing threads with plague.

    ..hmm, a plaque maiden? 

    Arch-nemesis of the Tooth Fairy, or her secret partner?

    Lol good one!

  • TJohnTJohn Posts: 11,106
    Fixmypcmike said:
    kyoto kid said:
    Fixmypcmike said:
    Mystiarra said:

    a plague maiden is something like a noon wraith

    No fair killing threads with plague.

    ..hmm, a plaque maiden? 

    Arch-nemesis of the Tooth Fairy, or her secret partner?

    Brought back memories of the tooth fairies from Hellboy II. (shiver)

  • Sfariah DSfariah D Posts: 26,292

    My fish never listen to me.  I put fish food into their water and try to tell them to wait till lunch time.  It is maybe 7 minutes till lunch and they already started eating the food.

  • NylonGirlNylonGirl Posts: 1,820

    Back when I was a fish, I was never really sure if I'd ever get to eat again. So whenever I saw food, I would go for it immediately. I would usually find food around the same time each day, but there was no pattern.

  • DiomedeDiomede Posts: 15,173

    Our cat overlords in the Americas thousands of years ago.

    https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/2000-year-old-cat-etching-found-peru-180976085/

  • khorneV2khorneV2 Posts: 147
    Malandar said:

    Nah, but occasionally I am a Thread Necromancer.

    laughyes

    (thread bernardo)

  • NylonGirlNylonGirl Posts: 1,820

    I once tried to iron a pair of socks, and melted them.

  • kyoto kidkyoto kid Posts: 41,058

    ...I once tried on a pair of iron socks, very heavy, painful, and didn't fit the shoes very well..

  • fixmypcmikefixmypcmike Posts: 19,583

    I once socked an iron pear.  It wasn't at all juicy.

  • TJohnTJohn Posts: 11,106
    kyoto kid said:

    ...I once tried on a pair of iron socks, very heavy, painful, and didn't fit the shoes very well..

    Still better than concrete shoes, with matching cement overcoat.

  • WendyLuvsCatzWendyLuvsCatz Posts: 38,228
    Fixmypcmike said:

    I once socked an iron pear.  It wasn't at all juicy.

    bet you gagged on that

     

  • MistaraMistara Posts: 38,675

    killer bad puns

    Can February March? No, but April May.

    Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

  • kyoto kidkyoto kid Posts: 41,058

    ...better than bad prunes, they go right through you. 

  • TJohnTJohn Posts: 11,106
    kyoto kid said:

    ...better than bad prunes, they go right through you. 

    Same thing with good prunes. wink

  • LeatherGryphonLeatherGryphon Posts: 11,513
    TJohn said:
    kyoto kid said:

    ...better than bad prunes, they go right through you. 

    Same thing with good prunes. wink

    In my later years, I've discovered to my horror that my beloved ice cream goes right through me, only taking the time to melt.crying

  • kyoto kidkyoto kid Posts: 41,058
    TJohn said:
    kyoto kid said:

    ...better than bad prunes, they go right through you. 

    Same thing with good prunes. wink

    ...yeah, but the bad ones leave a bad taste in your mouth and may cause other issues.

  • kyoto kidkyoto kid Posts: 41,058
    edited October 2020
    LeatherGryphon said:
    TJohn said:
    kyoto kid said:

    ...better than bad prunes, they go right through you. 

    Same thing with good prunes. wink

    In my later years, I've discovered to my horror that my beloved ice cream goes right through me, only taking the time to melt.crying

    ....sad

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  • WendyLuvsCatzWendyLuvsCatz Posts: 38,228

    the oatmeal dessert I made deserted me pretty fast too

  • kyoto kidkyoto kid Posts: 41,058

    ...the Oatmeal Desert, a very forbidding place.

  • WendyLuvsCatzWendyLuvsCatz Posts: 38,228
    kyoto kid said:

    ...the Oatmeal Desert, a very forbidding place.

    just add prunes...

  • LeatherGryphonLeatherGryphon Posts: 11,513
    edited October 2020

    "Prune juice, a warrior's drink.". -- Worf

    Post edited by LeatherGryphon on
  • NylonGirlNylonGirl Posts: 1,820

    They were probably made of the wrong thread...

    kyoto kid said:

    ...the Oatmeal Desert, a very forbidding place.

    I think that might be worse than quicksand if it rains.

  • LeatherGryphonLeatherGryphon Posts: 11,513
    edited October 2020
    NylonGirl said:

    They were probably made of the wrong thread...

    kyoto kid said:

    ...the Oatmeal Desert, a very forbidding place.

    I think that might be worse than quicksand if it rains.

    A Ponderable:  Hmmm...   does the "quick" in quicksand mean "fast" or "alive"?  as in "the quick vs the dead".  I've never heard of "slowsand", nor "deadsand".  

    Post edited by LeatherGryphon on
  • DiomedeDiomede Posts: 15,173

    Any excuse for a Blazing Saddles clip.  Quicksand?

    https://youtu.be/4w36z7XnwOM

  • fixmypcmikefixmypcmike Posts: 19,583
    LeatherGryphon said:
    NylonGirl said:

    They were probably made of the wrong thread...

    kyoto kid said:

    ...the Oatmeal Desert, a very forbidding place.

    I think that might be worse than quicksand if it rains.

    A Ponderable:  Hmmm...   does the "quick" in quicksand mean "fast" or "alive"?  as in "the quick vs the dead".  I've never heard of "slowsand", nor "deadsand".  

    Alive, same Proto-IE root as Latin vivus and Greek bios.

  • NylonGirlNylonGirl Posts: 1,820
    LeatherGryphon said:
    NylonGirl said:

    They were probably made of the wrong thread...

    kyoto kid said:

    ...the Oatmeal Desert, a very forbidding place.

    I think that might be worse than quicksand if it rains.

    A Ponderable:  Hmmm...   does the "quick" in quicksand mean "fast" or "alive"?  as in "the quick vs the dead".  I've never heard of "slowsand", nor "deadsand".  

    Yes, it means alive. Kind of like quicksilver. And the phrase "They were probably made of the wrong thread..." is just what happens when this thing automatically saves a draft of your post whether you like it or not.

  • MistaraMistara Posts: 38,675

    tee hee

    David Bowie imitates Mick Jagger!!

     

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