The Feh, Meh, Bah Dragons munched my Classic Car Complaint Thread

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  • McGyverMcGyver Posts: 7,050
    edited December 1969

    I'm very disappointed right now... I just found out I didn't get chosen as the new Pope.
    Bummer...

  • DanaTADanaTA Posts: 13,206
    edited December 1969

    You wouldn't really want that job, would you?

    Dana

  • starionwolfstarionwolf Posts: 3,670
    edited December 1969

    slightly off topic: I want to visit the Vatican City to see the old buildings and churches.

  • Richard HaseltineRichard Haseltine Posts: 100,758
    edited December 1969

    They aren't that old - mostly from the Renaissance or later, or at least heavily renovated then.

  • TJohnTJohn Posts: 11,095
    edited December 1969

    They aren't that old - mostly from the Renaissance or later, or at least heavily renovated then.

    Yeah, the Renaissance is so last year.
  • MistaraMistara Posts: 38,675
    edited December 1969

    i think it was before the Alamo was built. :)

  • MistaraMistara Posts: 38,675
    edited March 2013

    i imagine all the pope potentials write their name on a lil piece of paper and put 'em all in a big hat. someone picks a paper from the hat at random, and voila, iz chosen.

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  • M F MM F M Posts: 1,388
    edited December 1969

    DanaTA said:
    All right, I feel called to do this now! :bug:

    The Freaky Aiko Rap

    Lend and ear homies, 'cause I'm gonna speak
    About this couple yeah Aiko and the Freak
    She really pretty, tiny and cute
    but that there Freak is one huge galoot
    He comes a-runnin' to obey her command
    Even though Aiko would fit in his hand
    Freak is the one that Aiko loves the most
    I wonder if it's 'cause the dude has got toast!

    (record scratches here)

    The Freak loves Aiko, it's her for the win
    She makes a real treat, yeah just sit and spin
    She doesn't eat much, just a bit here and there
    The Freak loves tossing little Aiko in the air
    There's huggin' and a-kissn' and lovin' going down
    You know the word is all over town
    When they're together the love bells ring
    But all I can think is, that's gotta sting!

    (more record scratches)

    :ahhh:

    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

    Dana

    (^_^)d

  • ps1borgps1borg Posts: 12,776
    edited December 1969

    Morning. Cooler under a pale grey sky streaked pink from a rising sun. No rain :)

  • ps1borgps1borg Posts: 12,776
    edited December 1969

    DanaTA said:
    ps1borg said:
    Found this in my brain after it came back online

    Did you model that? Pretty good, if so!

    Dana

    more doodling than modelling heh (Lightwave)

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  • TJohnTJohn Posts: 11,095
    edited March 2013

    Well, complaints! :down:

    - Can NOT wake up
    - Behind on my weekly word count
    - Digestive system hates me
    - Have to hit Wal-Mart at lunch :ahhh:
    - Stuck waiting for hardware, can't work :blank:
    - My fingies are cold, so is my nose, and I'm not a dog


    Non-complaints:

    - Boss not in office today, PARTY TIME :snake:
    - Should be warn and sunny today
    - Lots of time to catch up on my reading
    - Weekend is dead, will be able to write all weekend
    - Remembered to bring my Tasters Choice instant to work :cheese:

    Back to reading "Design for Non-Designers". Mainly to help me with page layout for when I create an eBook.. I need it to be attractive and easy to read. :)


    I read this post with "The Freaky Aiko Rap" still echoing in my empty head and it came out like this:

    The Woolyloach Rap

    Well, i got some complaints
    And here they are -
    I can't wake up
    So I won't get far.
    I'm behind on the words
    That I write each week
    My gut's churnin' so bad
    I can barely speak.

    (record scratch)

    Have to make a trip
    To WallyWorld at lunch.
    Waitin' for hardware
    And I have a hunch
    That I won't get any
    Work done today.
    And if there ain't no work
    Then there ain't no pay.

    (record scratch)

    My fingers are freezin',
    And so is my nose.
    I'm chillin" right now
    From my head to my toes.
    I'm shakin' and shiverin'
    My mind's in a fog.
    A cold nose would be fine
    If I was Snoopy-Dog-Dog.

    (record scratch)

    But don't feel sorry
    For ol' Woolyloach
    My day is swingin'
    Like Freak 5's toast.
    The Boss is gone
    And it's PARTY TIME!
    And the 'Loach is cookin'
    Up some bitchin' rhyme.

    (record scratch)

    It should be warm
    And sunny today.
    Gonna read a lot
    'Cause that's how I play.
    The weekend's comin'
    I'll have time to write
    From early in the mornin'
    Till late at night.

    (record scratch)

    Got my Tasters Choice instant
    Steaming in my cup
    Not so sleepy now
    I'm wakin' up!
    Got a book I'm readin'
    That suits my need
    To make what I write pretty
    And easy to read.

    (crosses arms)
    Word.

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  • DanaTADanaTA Posts: 13,206
    edited December 1969

    Another funny one, TJohn! Time on your hands? I can't imagine that being done too quickly. Then again, it was only about 7.5 hours.

    Dana

  • DanaTADanaTA Posts: 13,206
    edited December 1969

    ps1borg said:
    DanaTA said:
    ps1borg said:
    Found this in my brain after it came back online

    Did you model that? Pretty good, if so!

    Dana

    more doodling than modelling heh (Lightwave)

    Pretty cool doodling. I have Hexagon 2.5 and plan on learning to do stuff with it. I started a couple of months ago, but I've been distracted and caught up trying to make my website work. Among other things.

    Dana

  • TJohnTJohn Posts: 11,095
    edited March 2013

    DanaTA said:
    Another funny one, TJohn! Time on your hands? I can't imagine that being done too quickly. Then again, it was only about 7.5 hours.

    Dana


    Thanks! Hmmm...half an hour maybe? These things pretty much write themselves. And Woolyloach is very inspiring. :)
    As to time on my hands...well I am in my second year of retirement. :lol:
    Oh and thanks for the earworm, Dana. "Too much time on my hands (tick tick tick tick tickin')" Used to love Styx. :)
    Post edited by TJohn on
  • ledheadledhead Posts: 1,586
    edited December 1969

    I'm very disappointed right now... I just found out I didn't get chosen as the new Pope.
    Bummer...

    Yeah the Vatican called me, but I turned them down. I told them I wasn't a Catholic, but they said neither were they, so it didn't matter.

    They are probably going through the phone book and were at the L's. I wonder how they knew my nickname. "Pope Ledhead" does have a bit of a ring to it. I'll go check my caller ID and give them a buzz back with a possible reconsideration.

  • ledheadledhead Posts: 1,586
    edited December 1969

    Some great poems guys.

  • TJohnTJohn Posts: 11,095
    edited December 1969

    Ledhead said:
    I'm very disappointed right now... I just found out I didn't get chosen as the new Pope.
    Bummer...

    Yeah the Vatican called me, but I turned them down. I told them I wasn't a Catholic, but they said neither were they, so it didn't matter.

    They are probably going through the phone book and were at the L's. I wonder how they knew my nickname. "Pope Ledhead" does have a bit of a ring to it. I'll go check my caller ID and give them a buzz back with a possible reconsideration.
    I always wanted a pointy hat to hide my pointy head.

  • DanaTADanaTA Posts: 13,206
    edited December 1969

    tjohn said:
    DanaTA said:
    Another funny one, TJohn! Time on your hands? I can't imagine that being done too quickly. Then again, it was only about 7.5 hours.

    Dana


    Thanks! Hmmm...half an hour maybe? These things pretty much write themselves. And Woolyloach is very inspiring. :)
    As to time on my hands...well I am in my second year of retirement. :lol:
    Oh and thanks for the earworm, Dana. "Too much time on my hands (tick tick tick tick tickin')" Used to love Styx. :)

    Paradise Theater is my favorite bunch of tunes from them. I love every one on it. I saw them with the new guy in the 90s. It was Eddie Money, then REO Speedwagon, then Styx. What a night!

    Dana

  • DanaTADanaTA Posts: 13,206
    edited December 1969

    Ledhead said:
    I'm very disappointed right now... I just found out I didn't get chosen as the new Pope.
    Bummer...

    Yeah the Vatican called me, but I turned them down. I told them I wasn't a Catholic, but they said neither were they, so it didn't matter.

    They are probably going through the phone book and were at the L's. I wonder how they knew my nickname. "Pope Ledhead" does have a bit of a ring to it. I'll go check my caller ID and give them a buzz back with a possible reconsideration.

    Too late, I saw the black smoke on CNN a few hours ago. Unless that was Rome burning again. :-P

    Dana

  • ledheadledhead Posts: 1,586
    edited December 1969

    Just thought I'd let everyone know I just sat down to eat a Cornish Hen, some green beans, dressing and candied yams. Ummmm...Good!

  • ledheadledhead Posts: 1,586
    edited December 1969

    I must have made everyone sick.

  • DanaTADanaTA Posts: 13,206
    edited December 1969

    Hmmm...it did get kind of quiet in here. Maybe everyone is off celebrating the white smoke. Or making some smoke of their own. ;-P

    Dana

  • TJohnTJohn Posts: 11,095
    edited December 1969

    Complaint:
    My email service is down, the smileys aren't working, and something something something.

  • MistaraMistara Posts: 38,675
    edited December 1969

    cold out. don't wanna go out there. walking to the bus stop in the dark again. 25F brrr.

  • ps1borgps1borg Posts: 12,776
    edited December 1969

    DanaTA said:
    Hmmm...it did get kind of quiet in here. Maybe everyone is off celebrating the white smoke. Or making some smoke of their own. ;-P

    Dana

    chasing whitecaps around the bay :)

  • ps1borgps1borg Posts: 12,776
    edited December 1969

    cold out. don't wanna go out there. walking to the bus stop in the dark again. 25F brrr.
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  • MistaraMistara Posts: 38,675
    edited December 1969

    saw a couple of flurries this morning.

    finally remembered what the G15 sticky note meant, it was a camera model.
    one day, wanna go to iwakumi kintai bridge (sp-forgive) and need a nice camera for the trip.

    did i ever tell you what happened to me on my Galway vacation?
    plane to Shanon airport
    ferry to Innishmoor island (sp forgive)
    donkey cart up to the ancient celtic fortress
    climbed the "celtic staircase" which were just rocks leading up to the fort.
    stood upon the summit with my fellow tourists.
    camera battery died.
    yep.

  • MistaraMistara Posts: 38,675
    edited December 1969

    zulu clocks zooolooo time. sidereal time. ?? what time is it in sidereal?

  • WoolyloachWoolyloach Posts: 0
    edited December 1969

    Sure Happy It's Thursday. :blank:

    Cold chicken fajita taco for breakfast and a diet Coke. Digestive system hating on me for something I ate yesterday. Didn't get a lot of writing done last night. Foot faintly achy. Runny nose due to allergies. Neck sore from sleeping funny, what little sleep I managed to get last night. Don't feel like working, wish I were back in my little writers cave, asleep. I'm bored, tired, and filled to the brim with a listless ennui. :blank: :blank:

    Mehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

    But I did get to use the term "listless ennui" in a sentence! :cheese:

  • WoolyloachWoolyloach Posts: 0
    edited December 1969

    Ledhead said:
    Just thought I'd let everyone know I just sat down to eat a Cornish Hen, some green beans, dressing and candied yams. Ummmm...Good!

    Sounds a lot better than what I just had... :down:

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