The My Bucket's Got a Hole In It Complaint thread

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  • MistaraMistara Posts: 38,675

    darn my memory.  cant remember the name of the uniform i picked out for her.  it was a g3f body suit. goldish with a utility belt. oh gawd, never gonna find it again,

  • SeraSera Posts: 1,675

     The guys in the story have started wearing clown makeup, so I am just going to nope on out of here. 

  • TJohnTJohn Posts: 11,085

    Made-up Fact #148: Clowns in ancient Greece invented make-up. This was why it was called greasepaint (sic). 

  • McGyverMcGyver Posts: 7,050

    Mystiara said:

     

    the millendium falcon have landing gear?

    Yes... but they are more like landing pads.

  • MistaraMistara Posts: 38,675

    ther once was a bucket
    from Nantucket
    it had a whole
    to the unlucket
    of friar tucket

  • MistaraMistara Posts: 38,675

    couldnt find a tow truck in the store.  unles i spellt it wrong.  toe truck?

  • Sfariah DSfariah D Posts: 26,221
    I think there is something in my nose. Also why do I have difficulty looking happy in selfies?
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  • McGyverMcGyver Posts: 7,050
    edited June 2021

    Miss Bad Wolfie said:

    I think there is something in my nose. Also why do I have difficulty looking happy in selfies?

    It's probably obably just the vibrissae (the stiffer nasal hair in the anterior nares) or some dried boogers...
    Or in the worst case scenario, crab-like cerebral parasites that have hatched and are leaving the body through the nasal passage...

    But it's probably just boogers...

    I hope.

    The cerebral parasite thing is really only a problem in the Amazon, remote pacific island jungles and certain parts of North Carolina... so you probably have nothing to worry about... as far as I know, you've never mentioned visiting any remote pacific island jungles or the Amazon lately.

    With the selfie thing you are most likely concentrating too hard on the technology behind digital photography and contemplating way too deeply on the decades of scientific development that's led us to the point where one's phone is capable taking such photos and further scrutinizing how society has recently been so drastically shaped by social media which was ushered along by this new found ability to share photos so easily... likely you are feeling some sort of trepidation as to whether by taking a selfie you are indulging in the same sort of quasi-narcissistic behavior that the majority of social media users seem driven by, which has led to the deep divisions and woes that have been inflicted on society as a result of mankind's obsession with this media.

    Or maybe you are just uncomfortable holding the phone.

    Or quite possibly it could be the cerebral parasites are controlling your expressions because they disapprove of selfies.

    It's probably just boogers and you need a selfie stick...

    Ignore all the rest of that stuff.

    It'll all be fine...

    Probably...

    Maybe...

    Don't worry.

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  • SeraSera Posts: 1,675

    McGyver said:

    ...The cerebral parasite thing is really only a problem in the Amazon, remote pacific island jungles and certain parts of North Carolina... so you probably have nothing to worry about... as far as I know, you've never mentioned visiting any remote pacific island jungles or the Amazon lately...

    For some reason, this reminded me of the brain amoeba found in Floridian rivers. It gets into people's brains through the nose and can kill you. It's not common, but the local health department still warns people about it, so there must be some cause for concern. 

  • PerttiAPerttiA Posts: 10,024

    Non-complaint... Took my mom to a massage some 60km/40miles away in the "big city" and I was able to go to a computer store while I was waiting and bought myself a 1200watt PSU as they happened to have one in stock smiley

    All that I'm missing for my new rig is the motherboard and the CPU, motherboard will be Asus WS X299 SAGE Intel LGA2066 CEB, but I haven't yet decided if I want to use 650, 900 or 1120 euro for the CPU.

  • McGyverMcGyver Posts: 7,050

    certaintree38 said:

    McGyver said:

    ...The cerebral parasite thing is really only a problem in the Amazon, remote pacific island jungles and certain parts of North Carolina... so you probably have nothing to worry about... as far as I know, you've never mentioned visiting any remote pacific island jungles or the Amazon lately...

    For some reason, this reminded me of the brain amoeba found in Floridian rivers. It gets into people's brains through the nose and can kill you. It's not common, but the local health department still warns people about it, so there must be some cause for concern. 
     

    The crab-like cerebral parasites (which I totally didn't just make up on the spur of the moment) are far worse... the brain amoebas just eat your brain and kill you... the crab-like cerebral parasites... (they really need a name)... (wait, I just remembered and didn't just make up a name)... "Cerebrocancrites"... (that sounds real... I mean right)...
    The Cerebrocancrites slowly take control of your brain and make you start dressing like a French mime (but wearing Juggalo makeup), make you eat only gassy foods, make you randomly start snorting loudly in public, join multiple NSYNC fan clubs and eventually invest your life savings on pogs, before gnawing multiple large holes out of your head when the adult Cerebrocancrites become bored and go looking for a new brain. 
    The Cerebrocancrites are really intent on humiliating you before they kill you, whereas the amoeba just wanna a snack.

  • Sfariah DSfariah D Posts: 26,221
    I'm loosing it. I'm trying to put an earring back into a new hole and it hurts to do so. I should be able to deal with pain, but not today it seems.
  • Sfariah DSfariah D Posts: 26,221
    I think I finally understand the name WandaVision.
  • McGyverMcGyver Posts: 7,050

    Why do people like to grill outdoors... it's stupid hot and humid here and I'm grilling outside. FTS... 

  • McGyverMcGyver Posts: 7,050

    Miss Bad Wolfie said:

    I'm loosing it. I'm trying to put an earring back into a new hole and it hurts to do so. I should be able to deal with pain, but not today it seems.

    I'm not saying it's the Cerebrocancrites... but it's probably the Cerebrocancrites... do you have the urge to put on Juggalo makeup or listen to NSYNC?

     

     

  • SeraSera Posts: 1,675

    McGyver said:

    Miss Bad Wolfie said:

    I'm loosing it. I'm trying to put an earring back into a new hole and it hurts to do so. I should be able to deal with pain, but not today it seems.

    I'm not saying it's the Cerebrocancrites... but it's probably the Cerebrocancrites... do you have the urge to put on Juggalo makeup or listen to NSYNC?

     

    I spent a couple of days listening to Nsync. Should I be concerned? 

  • Sfariah DSfariah D Posts: 26,221
    McGyver said:

    Miss Bad Wolfie said:

    I'm loosing it. I'm trying to put an earring back into a new hole and it hurts to do so. I should be able to deal with pain, but not today it seems.

    I'm not saying it's the Cerebrocancrites... but it's probably the Cerebrocancrites... do you have the urge to put on Juggalo makeup or listen to NSYNC?

     

     

    I don't wear make up or listen to nsync
  • Sfariah DSfariah D Posts: 26,221
    edited June 2021
    I want to watch more Loki!
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  • Sfariah DSfariah D Posts: 26,221
    edited June 2021
    Guess until next week I'll either watch episode one again or watch my fish Loki!
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  • McGyverMcGyver Posts: 7,050

    certaintree38 said:

    McGyver said:

    Miss Bad Wolfie said:

    I'm loosing it. I'm trying to put an earring back into a new hole and it hurts to do so. I should be able to deal with pain, but not today it seems.

    I'm not saying it's the Cerebrocancrites... but it's probably the Cerebrocancrites... do you have the urge to put on Juggalo makeup or listen to NSYNC?

     

    I spent a couple of days listening to Nsync. Should I be concerned? 
     

    Regardless of the threat of Cerebrocancrites, yes... definitely yes. Nsync can be the symptom or cause of several serious conditions.

  • McGyverMcGyver Posts: 7,050

    Miss Bad Wolfie said:

    I want to watch more Loki!

    Thanks for reminding me!

  • SeraSera Posts: 1,675

    McGyver said:

    certaintree38 said:

    McGyver said:

    Miss Bad Wolfie said:

    I'm loosing it. I'm trying to put an earring back into a new hole and it hurts to do so. I should be able to deal with pain, but not today it seems.

    I'm not saying it's the Cerebrocancrites... but it's probably the Cerebrocancrites... do you have the urge to put on Juggalo makeup or listen to NSYNC?

     

    I spent a couple of days listening to Nsync. Should I be concerned? 
     

    Regardless of the threat of Cerebrocancrites, yes... definitely yes. Nsync can be the symptom or cause of several serious conditions.

    devil

  • MistaraMistara Posts: 38,675

    McGyver said:

    Why do people like to grill outdoors... it's stupid hot and humid here and I'm grilling outside. FTS... 

    yumma.  grilled big beef tomato, grilled bacon, grilled toast,  lettuce, well better not to grill that.

    grill BLT

    Ted Nugent had a book out, kill it and grill it.  was prolly talking about corn stalks.

     

    making up categories to organize my content.  what to put 'echoes of andromeda' under?

    i guess carriages could go under vehicles.

    needed a category for cryo tubes.  seems i have several, didnt realize i was so into cryogenics
    i have too few gears and cogs. and no nixi tubes surprise 

  • Sfariah DSfariah D Posts: 26,221
    I'm having difficulty sleeping.
  • MistaraMistara Posts: 38,675

    are there still emperors in the world?

    palaces still popular with them lot?

  • McGyverMcGyver Posts: 7,050

    Miss Bad Wolfie said:

    I'm having difficulty sleeping.

    You are probably thinking about the Cerebrocancrites too much... just try and ignore them.

    Okay...

    I'm overdoing this one aren't I?

    There is humor in repetition, but I suppose the thing has to be funny in the first place... and Cerebrocancrites are a very serious subject that I totally didn't invent just because I couldn't think of anything better to write about.

  • McGyverMcGyver Posts: 7,050

    Mystiara said:

    are there still emperors in the world?

    palaces still popular with them lot?

    There are Emperor Penguins(Aptenodytes forsteri)... but I don't know if that counts.

  • NylonGirlNylonGirl Posts: 1,778

    I think most of my experiences with buckets have been good. I don't know if I've ever had one with a hole in it.

  • kyoto kidkyoto kid Posts: 41,023
    edited June 2021

    ...I remember getting buckets of beer at Buffy's Lampoon in Stevens Point Wi when I was in college there. 

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  • MistaraMistara Posts: 38,675

    mrs Bucket.  but she liked to pronounce it bouquet  lol  her poor suffering husband.  her poor suffering vicar.  she was a tad unstable.  hyacinth, rose, and violet. and otto.

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