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  • DanaTADanaTA Posts: 13,207
    edited December 1969

    tjohn said:
    Good news at the foot doctor. He excised the blister and part of an adjoining callus. No blood!
    Just some antibiotic cream and a bandage. He said I'd been doing exactly what I should have, and to come back in a week. Yayz!
    (breathes deep sigh of relief)

    Great news!

    Dana

  • frank0314frank0314 Posts: 14,048
    edited December 1969

    Woolyloach said:
    Skiriki said:
    Today I learned:

    Snakes can fart.

    LOUDLY.

    Some fish fart as well - corydoras catfish live in low-oxygen water and will hit the surface and swallow an air bubble, which they somehow take the oxygen from.. then fart it out.

    First time I saw my corydoras fart, I called the fish store in a panic! Very educational.

    Now that's just funny. Who ever thought a fish farts

  • SkirikiSkiriki Posts: 4,975
    edited December 1969

    Yessiree, keeping up the quality of the complaint thread, that's us. :D :D :D

  • TJohnTJohn Posts: 11,095
    edited December 1969

    The Everything Farts Complaint Thread

  • SkirikiSkiriki Posts: 4,975
    edited December 1969

    How about "You Are Breathing Dinosaur Farts Right Now Complaint Thread"?

    You are. Think about it.

  • WoolyloachWoolyloach Posts: 0
    edited December 1969

    Skiriki said:
    How about "You Are Breathing Dinosaur Farts Right Now Complaint Thread"?

    You are. Think about it.

    EEEEuuuuuuuuuuuuuuwwwwwwwwwwww! (barf face)

    I refuse o consider the notion further!

  • SkirikiSkiriki Posts: 4,975
    edited December 1969

    Chill, duuuude. Plants have breathed it in and then exhaled that sweet oxygen out. Just that... yeah, it came at one point out of a dino's butt. ;)

  • Sfariah DSfariah D Posts: 26,259
    edited June 2013

    I am pretending to connect to the internet. Ever since my computer got moved into bedroom I have not really got any internet. I am using 3g right now which has no bandwidth left.

    Post edited by Sfariah D on
  • TJohnTJohn Posts: 11,095
    edited June 2013

    Page 99.

    Ladies and gentlemen, welcome aboard. We have only one more page until the Complaint Thread splits. Please turn your attention to the Complaint Thread attendant nearest you for our safety demonstration. Please follow along with the safety card located in the seat pocket in front of you.

    Please make sure your seatbelt is securely fastened at this time. To fasten, insert the loose metal buckle into the holder. Tighten so it fits firmly around your waist. To fasten, pull the loose belt. Also, make sure all carry-on items are stored in the overhead bins, or under the seat in front of you.

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    In case of a water landing, life jackets are located under your seat. To fasten, place the vest over your head and secure both straps around your waist. To inflate, pull the red handle, or manually inflate by blowing into the red tube. Remember, NEVER inflate the vest inside of the Complaint Thread. Also, a beacon light will activate upon entering water.

    Please make sure you have read the safety card for this Thread split. As we come through the old Thread to perform our final safety checks, please make sure your seatbelt is fastened, your seat back and tray tables are in their full upright and locked position, and all carry on items are stored properly.

    Thank you for your attention, and we wish you a comfortable transition to the new Complaint Thread.

    Post edited by TJohn on
  • Sfariah DSfariah D Posts: 26,259
    edited December 1969

    The complaint thread is going to go to a new one without me?

  • WoolyloachWoolyloach Posts: 0
    edited December 1969

    Frank0314 said:
    Woolyloach said:
    Skiriki said:
    Today I learned:

    Snakes can fart.

    LOUDLY.

    Some fish fart as well - corydoras catfish live in low-oxygen water and will hit the surface and swallow an air bubble, which they somehow take the oxygen from.. then fart it out.

    First time I saw my corydoras fart, I called the fish store in a panic! Very educational.

    Now that's just funny. Who ever thought a fish farts

    That's why I panicked - since when do fish fart?!?!?! The things you learn keeping exotic pets...

    Complaint: I want to go home but I need the money so I'm trapped here for another couple of hours. Argh.

  • TJohnTJohn Posts: 11,095
    edited December 1969

    Kulay Wolf said:
    The complaint thread is going to go to a new one without me?

    No you're coming with.
    No one left behind. : )
  • TJohnTJohn Posts: 11,095
    edited December 1969

    Kulay Wolf said:
    I am pretending to connect to the internet. Ever since my computer got moved into bedroom I have not really got any internet. I am using 3g right now which has no bandwidth left.

    You are excellent at pretending. It's like you're really here. : )
  • SkirikiSkiriki Posts: 4,975
    edited December 1969

    Miiiiiiidniiiiight... and still hot enough to boil me. Bleah!

  • WoolyloachWoolyloach Posts: 0
    edited December 1969

    Hey, I have the safety card, but someone stole my sick bag!!!!! (cry cry cry)

    Hope I don't get threadsick... uurrrrpppp...

    *chortles at tjohn*

  • DanaTADanaTA Posts: 13,207
    edited December 1969

    tjohn said:
    Kulay Wolf said:
    I am pretending to connect to the internet. Ever since my computer got moved into bedroom I have not really got any internet. I am using 3g right now which has no bandwidth left.

    You are excellent at pretending. It's like you're really here. : )

    Sure fooled me, too!

    This Thread Moves As Fast As My Days Do Complaint Thread!

    Dana

  • TJohnTJohn Posts: 11,095
    edited December 1969

    "After midnight, we're gonna let it all hang out.
    After midnight, We're gonna chug-a-lug and shout.    "

  • Sfariah DSfariah D Posts: 26,259
    edited December 1969

    tjohn said:
    Kulay Wolf said:
    I am pretending to connect to the internet. Ever since my computer got moved into bedroom I have not really got any internet. I am using 3g right now which has no bandwidth left.

    You are excellent at pretending. It's like you're really here. : )

    I am trying to see if I can download all my daz stuff via DAZ3d Content Installer.

  • SkirikiSkiriki Posts: 4,975
    edited December 1969

    Annnd the speed of posting just escalates further!

    *hands her empty and seriously unused sickbag to Wooly* Here you go, dude.

  • kyoto kidkyoto kid Posts: 41,040
    edited December 1969

    Skiriki said:
    And because this is the internetz, the cat piccy is obligatory. This was taken on this Tuesday, with Orcus sitting on the driveway as we were preparing to leave to the store with my mother-in-law, and Orcus is pondering if he should move his ass out of the way or not.

    He did not, and therefore, SO had to do some careful driving around him as he refused to move even his tail.


    ...he was just saying he didn't want you to leave.
  • SkirikiSkiriki Posts: 4,975
    edited December 1969

    Kyoto Kid said:
    ...he was just saying he didn't want you to leave.

    Could be, but how on earth we'd get gooshy food for him without going?

  • Sfariah DSfariah D Posts: 26,259
    edited December 1969

    When is dinner? Also what is dinner?

  • SkirikiSkiriki Posts: 4,975
    edited December 1969

    Kulay Wolf said:
    When is dinner? Also what is dinner?

    Usually between 5 pm and 7 pm, although this may depend on where you live.

    Dinner is food.

  • TJohnTJohn Posts: 11,095
    edited June 2013

    Too similar to Skiriki's comment. (end of thread spam)

    Post edited by TJohn on
  • Sfariah DSfariah D Posts: 26,259
    edited December 1969

    Skiriki said:
    Kyoto Kid said:
    ...he was just saying he didn't want you to leave.

    Could be, but how on earth we'd get gooshy food for him without going?

    Gooshy? Is that like yummy? or fancy?

  • kyoto kidkyoto kid Posts: 41,040
    edited December 1969

    Kulay Wolf said:
    Kulay Wolf said:
    My writing app on my tablet is refusing to update, but I cannot use it until it updates. Maybe it is because I am in a busy library and lots of people are using the computers and wifi.

    I complained and it updated. WTF?
    ...computers know what we are thinking...sneaky little devils they are.

  • kyoto kidkyoto kid Posts: 41,040
    edited December 1969

    Kyoto Kid said:
    Kulay Wolf said:
    Kulay Wolf said:
    My writing app on my tablet is refusing to update, but I cannot use it until it updates. Maybe it is because I am in a busy library and lots of people are using the computers and wifi.

    I complained and it updated. WTF?


    ...computers know what we are thinking...sneaky little devils they are.

    ...The Computer Can Read My Mind Complaint Thread

  • SkirikiSkiriki Posts: 4,975
    edited December 1969

    Kulay Wolf said:
    Skiriki said:
    Kyoto Kid said:
    ...he was just saying he didn't want you to leave.

    Could be, but how on earth we'd get gooshy food for him without going?

    Gooshy? Is that like yummy? or fancy?

    Soft nummy food he can scarf down.

  • DanaTADanaTA Posts: 13,207
    edited December 1969

    The Look That Up in Your Funk & Wagnalls Complaint Thread.

    Dana

  • SkirikiSkiriki Posts: 4,975
    edited June 2013

    I don't think my computer needs to read my mind, it already knows my search history.

    Move along now

    Post edited by Chohole on
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