The My Bucket's Got a Hole In It Complaint thread

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  • McGyverMcGyver Posts: 7,050

    And don't forget the woodpeckers... 

  • McGyverMcGyver Posts: 7,050

    Complaint...

    Electric razors suck... is it just me or do they completely suck?

    I suppose this is more of a question for the guys, but I guess women have beards too... I mean leg beards... no... that didn't sound right... I mean Leg Beard would be a good pirate name, but I meant "leg hair"...

    Whatever...

    I suppose if you have a really low poly face or legs, they are fine, but if you are high resolution they suck.

    Which reminds me of something completely techno-stupid I did earlier...

    I got a heavy card stock Jersey Mike's sandwich shop flyer in the mail with some coupons and as I was reading it I did the reverse pinch zoom in gesture on the surface to zoom in on the fine print restrictions... 

    It didn't work.

    Must be something wrong with the ink/cardboard GUI...

     

  • Sfariah DSfariah D Posts: 26,221
    What would you do if someone gave you a twenty five dollar Barnes and noble gift card?

    My brother's birthday card for me just came in and it had that card. I don't have their membership with free shipping. I wonder how much is their shipping. Now to go to Chrome which is the only web browser right now on my phone.

    wait! I keep going to this app when I try to go to Chrome. What happened to Chrome?

    was going to upload a picture but this phone is being stupid and won't do that for me. I'm going to go see where did my web browser went on this phone.

    hmm. What was I going to do?

  • LeatherGryphonLeatherGryphon Posts: 11,485

    Non-complaint:  I have a rabbit and a woodchuck in the lawn visible outside my kitchen window.  Ooh, nature's critters.yes  I wonder if the woodchuck was lonely and advertised for a roomie under the old restaurant next door.  Last year I saw a couple of baby woodchucks.  Hmmm..., I wonder if they could be called woodchickies?

  • TheKDTheKD Posts: 2,691

    Only thing microwaves are good for is making popcorn. Other than that, I use a frying pan to reheat all of the things. And pans/oven/my solar death ray to cook with.

  • Richard HaseltineRichard Haseltine Posts: 100,469

    Take a small dish, add a couple of squares of chocolate, a bit of butter, and a little water. Microwave for twenty seconds, give or take, and stir to get the chocolate to blend with the hot water - quick chocolate sauce.

  • kyoto kidkyoto kid Posts: 41,023

    LeatherGryphon said:

    Headaches are also a side effect of Metformin which is the 4th most widely prescribed drug in the US (for type 2 diabetes or insulin resistance).  I never (well, rarely ever) used to get severe headaches until I started taking Metformin about 5 years ago.  Now I get one about once every few weeks.  If I feel it coming on soon enough, I can kill it by taking a couple Tylenol with a big glass of water and taking about a 30-45 minute nap listening to calming music in the dark.enlightened But, then again, perhaps all I needed was the water?frown

    Also, if you're a coffee drinker and you missed a regular cup, or somebody "slipped you a mickey" of decaffeinated java you could develop a headache from caffeine withdrawal.surprise

     ...indeed, I was told headaches and the nausea would fade in a couple three weeks as my system got used to it. Never happened even after several months of feeling miserable and not want to even get out of bed on some days.  Once I stopped taking it and watched my diet more, the effects subsided. Also one of the side effects of Mefromin is an increased risk of anaemia, a condition which I've dealt with most of my life.

    Early on I was also on a Statin  (which is often a usual regimen) which was a double barrelled whammy. I also discovered that Statins could aggravate a diabetic condition and after I convinced my MD to take me off of it because I was feeling even more sick every day, my blood glucose level actually improved. 

  • TJohnTJohn Posts: 11,085

    LeatherGryphon said:

    Non-complaint:  I have a rabbit and a woodchuck in the lawn visible outside my kitchen window.  Ooh, nature's critters.yes  I wonder if the woodchuck was lonely and advertised for a roomie under the old restaurant next door.  Last year I saw a couple of baby woodchucks.  Hmmm..., I wonder if they could be called woodchickies?

    Baby woodchucks are pups. 

  • Sfariah DSfariah D Posts: 26,221
    My internet connection is so slow on this phone I'm having difficulties looking around Barnes and noble
  • McGyverMcGyver Posts: 7,050
    edited April 2021

    Hypno-Hedgehog Wants Your Soul...

    Stare deeply into Hypno-Hedgehog's eyes... Obey Hypno-Hedgehog... Obey his commands...

    All hail Hypno-Hedgehog... Hypno-Hedgehog is great... Hypno-Hedgehog is all powerful...

    Hail Hypno-Hedgehog!

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  • LeatherGryphonLeatherGryphon Posts: 11,485
    edited April 2021

    TJohn said:

    LeatherGryphon said:

    Non-complaint:  I have a rabbit and a woodchuck in the lawn visible outside my kitchen window.  Ooh, nature's critters.yes  I wonder if the woodchuck was lonely and advertised for a roomie under the old restaurant next door.  Last year I saw a couple of baby woodchucks.  Hmmm..., I wonder if they could be called woodchickies?

    Baby woodchucks are pups. 

    But what if the woodchuck was called his alias name " groundhog", would the youn'uns be groundpiglets?  Hmmm... that sounds like a butcher's Wednesday special.surprise

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  • kyoto kidkyoto kid Posts: 41,023

    ...well that's a bugger,  received an email about an hour & a half ago that an item I picked up on a "glitch" was removed from my Product Library. 

    Should have DL'd it earlier though this never happened before. 

    So much for the "Daz Site Error in Your Favour" card. 

  • MistaraMistara Posts: 38,675

    McGyver said:

    Hypno-Hedgehog Wants Your Soul...are deeply into Hypno-Hedgehog's eyes... Obey ypno-Hedgehog... Obey his commands...

    All hail Hypno-Hedgehog... Hypno-Hedgehog is great... Hypno-Hedgehog is all powerful...

    il Hypno-Hedgehog!

    is the mouse;s condo heated?  is a cold night.  brrr 

  • MistaraMistara Posts: 38,675

    complainnt  back in the deep freeze , shivering is making my back ache 

    • Feels Like31°  WindWNW 13 mph

    wuh ohs, i falling behind on the day job.  half a que of unacknowleged work tickets.  mebbe no one noticed.
    y eyes are watery from catching up on spreadsheets.

     

  • PerttiAPerttiA Posts: 10,024

    McGyver said:

    Complaint...

    Electric razors suck... is it just me or do they completely suck?

    Have you checked it was not a lint remover? 

  • SeraSera Posts: 1,675
    McGyver said:

    Hypno-Hedgehog Wants Your Soul...

    Stare deeply into Hypno-Hedgehog's eyes... Obey Hypno-Hedgehog... Obey his commands...

    All hail Hypno-Hedgehog... Hypno-Hedgehog is great... Hypno-Hedgehog is all powerful...

    Hail Hypno-Hedgehog!

    He's so cute!

  • MistaraMistara Posts: 38,675

    another chance to grab the golf course.

    where the dinosaurs roam  and they'll eat the buffalo if they dare to roam there too

  • McGyver said:

    Also check for woodpeckers... and really annoying people like me... they definitely will give you a migraine.

    Hey, don't forget about the spiders that will make a nest in your ear canal.

    I recommend frequent showers, and little friendly visits with a Q-Tip from time to time.  And maybe have somebody take a look once in awhile.  You know, like at your annual physical checkup, when the doctor is going to look in your ear with that "brain checker" device.

    It's not really a brain-checker, no.  He's actually looking for spiderwebs; no, really!  Don't say, "no thank you" when doctor gets out the brain checker.

    Yeah, and there's also lady bugs, ants, aphids, fleas, mites, ticks, silverfish (hint:  They're not fish!), pillbugs, and cockroaches that will crawl in your ears at night.  Really!  Can't you feel them all crawling around inside your head right now?

  • LeatherGryphonLeatherGryphon Posts: 11,485
    edited April 2021

    Subtropic Pixel said:

    McGyver said:

    Also check for woodpeckers... and really annoying people like me... they definitely will give you a migraine.

    Hey, don't forget about the spiders that will make a nest in your ear canal.

    I recommend frequent showers, and little friendly visits with a Q-Tip from time to time.  And maybe have somebody take a look once in awhile.  You know, like at your annual physical checkup, when the doctor is going to look in your ear with that "brain checker" device.

    It's not really a brain-checker, no.  He's actually looking for spiderwebs; no, really!  Don't say, "no thank you" when doctor gets out the brain checker.

    Yeah, and there's also lady bugs, ants, aphids, fleas, mites, ticks, silverfish (hint:  They're not fish!), pillbugs, and cockroaches that will crawl in your ears at night.  Really!  Can't you feel them all crawling around inside your head right now?

    Only when I don't take my medicine.indecision

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  • McGyverMcGyver Posts: 7,050
    edited April 2021

    Mystiarra said:

    is the mouse;s condo heated?  is a cold night.  brrr 

    Corky is still living with us... due to various unforeseen events, she has not yet been moved to a new location... 

    Which probably works better for her since I haven't installed the fusion generator into her basement yet...

    As you can see it's really just cobbled together from a fusion battery from an old Boridian antigrav pallet, but I can't find a working initiator coil that fits... I've got lots of them, I just can never find them when I need them...

    If she was outside though, she could use the wood burning fireplace, but indoors she's not allowed to burn anything since the fire suppression sprinklers (in her house) are not hooked up yet...

    I did test it out before she moved in... as you can see from the smoke coming from the chimney.

    Yeah... also that car she managed to wreck too... she is a very bad driver for a mouse.

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  • McGyverMcGyver Posts: 7,050

    certaintree38 said:

    He's so cute!

    My daughter bought him from Dollar Tree... (if you have any near you)... There are several other creatures too, but I forget what the others are.

    They are being sold with the solar lawn lights, but they definitely are not waterproof, they'd probably do better on a shelf as a nightlight or something... or maybe to hypnotize guest into doing your bidding...?

  • McGyverMcGyver Posts: 7,050

    PerttiA said:

    McGyver said:

    Complaint...

    Electric razors suck... is it just me or do they completely suck?

    Have you checked it was not a lint remover? 
     

    It may as well be... it does remove lint from my beard without removing stubble...

  • MistaraMistara Posts: 38,675

    amazon prime has 4 seasons of the Tudors.  dunno i might learn something

    i got thru 1 season of downton abby

    firefly was 2002  can hardly believe almost 20 years

    reserving May 4th to catch up on the later star wars movies.  last one i saw was phantom menace

  • Richard HaseltineRichard Haseltine Posts: 100,469

    Mystiarra said:

    amazon prime has 4 seasons of the Tudors.  dunno i might learn something

    Not reliably, unless it prompts you to look into the true story behind the fiction.

    i got thru 1 season of downton abby

    firefly was 2002  can hardly believe almost 20 years

    reserving May 4th to catch up on the later star wars movies.  last one i saw was phantom menace

  • LeatherGryphonLeatherGryphon Posts: 11,485

    For Christmas one year my mother bought my father an electric shaver that we all ooh'd, and aah'd over during the unveiling.   I admired that device while I was still too young to need one.  It sat on the bathroom shelf and gathered dust.   I wondered why he never used it, but would continue to lather up with a bar of soap and a brush and shave with one of those "T"-shaped double edged razors with the disposable blades.  Then when I grew up and bought my own electric shaver (a couple of times), of supposedly higher tech than my father's had been, I found that they worked for shit.cheeky  So, I continued buying cheap yellow BIC single edge throwaways in a big bag, squirting foam out of a can, and never looked back. 

     

  • Faeryl WomynFaeryl Womyn Posts: 3,606
    edited April 2021

     

    LeatherGryphon said:

    Non-complaint:  I have a rabbit and a woodchuck in the lawn visible outside my kitchen window.  Ooh, nature's critters.yes  I wonder if the woodchuck was lonely and advertised for a roomie under the old restaurant next door.  Last year I saw a couple of baby woodchucks.  Hmmm..., I wonder if they could be called woodchickies?

    Baby woodchucks are pups. 

    But what if the woodchuck was called his alias name " groundhog", would the youn'uns be groundpiglets?  Hmmm... that sounds like a butcher's Wednesday special.surprise

    LMAO I actually googled that and it's true, they are the same animal. Thank you for your knowledge oh mighty teacher 

    For a reward I give you these...would love to see if he can do Pachbel's Canon in D

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  • TJohnTJohn Posts: 11,085

    How much ground would a groundhog hog, if a groundhog could hog ground?

  • NylonGirlNylonGirl Posts: 1,777

    McGyver said:

    Thanks for changing the avatar, but I was only joking/playing around... the doll is cute though.

    It was not a joke. That doll stabbed every one of us. But we're okay now. 

  • kyoto kidkyoto kid Posts: 41,023
    edited April 2021

    ...wasn't much worse than the demon cat I used

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  • LeatherGryphonLeatherGryphon Posts: 11,485

    TJohn said:

    How much ground would a groundhog hog, if a groundhog could hog ground?

    I don't know.  But mairzy doats and dozy doats and liddle lamzy divey.smiley

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