The My Bucket's Got a Hole In It Complaint thread
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...I used to have a large NEC Multisync CRT monitor that weighed about 40#.
happens to you too?
Geez... Housing shaming much? What if that computer had a glandular problem or was just big boned?
And yes to the question, they were... but still.
It's even more embarrassing when you forget the kettle and the tea and you are wondering why the damn stove is all wet...
What?
What did you take "a little" of?
And also... wait...What? Netflix still rents DVDs?
I thought they stopped renting DVDs when they obliterated Blockbuster video?.... in case you are too young to remember Blockbuster video, it's the place Captain Marvel crashed through the roof of when she fell out of the sky.
That happened a lot in the 80s and 90s because lots of superheroes were bad at flying and Blockbuster roofs were made out of graham crackers and old newspapers back then...
It's also part of the reason Blockbuster went out of business, well that and nobody was rewinding the DVDs and eventually they only carried Richard Simmons workout videos... I think... I stopped going there after a really portly guy in spandex fell on me and I got graham cracker crumbs in my eyes...
Besides, it was getting tiresome to go there and see that they never had any good movies in stock.
Also, it kinda seems like you are blaming the DVD for something you did after you took a little of something... you are the one that pressed the button, so more than technically, you are the one who committed the act of stoppage...
Whats up with you and technology today?... first you are calling fat ugly old computers, "old, fat and ugly" and now you are blaming DVDs for losing your spot... What's next?... Blaming a crowbar for robbing the jewelry store?... I tried that and it didn't work, which is why I had to change my name and grow a handlebar mustache... do you really want to have to grow a handlebar mustache?
I didn't think so.
Or do you?
I don't actually know... in the 1920 it seemed like upper lip hair was kinda popular with ladies for a while and since I'm never on top of what is fashionable these days, it could be all the rage... if I do recall correctly one of the cashiers at the grocery store has quite a stash going and it looks good on her.
To each their own, right?... Whatever makes you happy... if you wanted to duct tape two geckos to your upper lip, it's just between you and the geckos, I'm not judging... and you could be a real trendsetter too...
Personally, I'd just start out with rubber lizards and work my way up to real ones... see how people accept the look... but you know what, screw them if they don't like it, you tape whatever the hell you want to whatever the hell part of your anatomy you want... it's your real estate, you decorate you as you feel fit!
When I was a kid I had a teacher who had these huge scary eyebrows that looked like two squirrels locked in a death battle, but yet she was the nicest person you could imagine... and apparently I imagined well, because it turned out she was an escaped war criminal and serial killer and her eyebrows really were two squirrels she hot glued to her forehead, but that's besides the point... it's not the way a person looks that matters, it's how well they cover their tracks and the integrity of their disguise.
I think you know what I mean...I hope so because I've totally forgotten whatever the hell I was talking about... something about stealing graham crackers from Blockbuster video?
I dunno... it was a fun ride, but it's time I get off this verbal roller coaster and go make a sandwich.
Cheers!
How was it?... I'm surprised they don't have an app based delivery service for that yet... O24U... Airdash... or FreshWind... no, the last one sounds like they deliver farts... but that could be a thing too... you have flatulence delivered to someone you despise... I'd definitely invest in that app.
I think that would only work with people who don't have little kids... if you have little kids, your house normally looks like it was glitter bombed... glitter carpet bombed... My girls are past the glitter phase (well one of them), and I still find glitter inside the washing machine, inside of filters... that crap is like plutonium, it has a half-life of a thousand years.
Get those electrons excited!
Yes, you can end up with drinking water after it cools down. Unless you burn the water.
Don't ask me how, but I'm convinced that this is possible. We burned water one camping trip during my time as a Boy Scout. Nastiest stuff I'd ever smelled or tasted!
The big industrial ones run a thin sheet of water over a chilling plate. The plate can almost super-chill the water in thin slices beginning with the water directly against the plate, then the water next to that, etc.
This is similar to the phenomenon called "black ice", whereby a thin thin sheet of water will freeze, usually on bridges first, because the surrounding ground, being suspended in the air, can freeze to below 0 degrees C. Freezing rain is often rain that, although it's liquid as it's falling from the sky, it's actually below 0 C, so when it hits something, if freezes on impact.
I had a large CRT monitor that was about 50+ pounds. 19", color. I was proud of that monitor. It was probably around 2008 when I got rid of it, yeah that sounds about right...
I think she's probably safe on this one. Computers don't have glands or bones. Or feelings.
Me too! I've been running errands all day; to the pool place for a water test, to the Goodwill to give them some old cross-trainers, sandals, and about 75 old t-shirts that don't fit/I don't really wear, and then to the landfill to hand over some household hazardous and electronics waste. It feels good for the house to get a little lighter once in awhile!
So there's a guy on You Tube who's been building glitter-bomb devices for porch-pirates. His device uses 4 iPhones as cameras and locator devices, and he also has internal mechanisms for spraying skunk-smell (or was that poop-smell? I can't remember), and for spinning the glitter out of a bowl in the top of the package.
All of this gets activated when the porch pirate opens the fake package, which actually looks like an Amazon delivery of some kind of electronics device. It's funny when he gets video of a person being stinkglitter-bombed after stealing what they think is an expensive delivery from Amazon. Plus, the iPhone cameras are kind of hard to beat for video quality of the guilty party, lol!
If you're so motivated, you can find him on You Tube.
The Twilight Zone? TJ Hooker?
i remember in the name of the rose. vaguely. might have been a sean connery movie.
no lollipops
Logan as a kitten.
sharpies
..there actually is a service that will deliver poop to someone you dislike,
...I've seen a few of those videos.
...so cute until he started drinking beer and smoking cigars.
somebody mentioned Tafi? Tafi Avatar System: https://www.maketafi.com/avatar-system
Hmmmm, I'm thinking that could get you charged. Or worse, it can be considered by all to be a form of escalation. Including your intended victim. I recommend de-escalation whenever the opportunity presents itself. And never forget, District Attorneys have access to nearly unlimited funds so they can do their job, which is to put people in prison.
..the sender's name is kept anonymous.
For real?... I actually invented Crap-O-Gram in the mid 80s... but it wasn't supposed to be real poops, it was supposed to be a variety of different PVC turds of different sizes with different sayings attached to express ones discontent... I got the idea from a combination of the singing telegram and the sausage of the month club... I never really bothered to try to market it because it was mostly just a prop gag...
Toss that onto the pile of other dumb crap I came up with as a joke that actually turned into real products or businesses.
You'd be amazed what kinds of things a court order can crack wide open. Do you think a poop-delivery business is going to protect its client list at the point of an arrest order? I don't see a "store manager" or "delivery manager" of such a business deciding to go to jail under contempt of court, all the while stridently inisisting something-something about the 1st, 4th, or other amendments, do you?
Maybe not so much for a glitter-bomb in a package that the victim stole. But a poop-bomb arriving at somebody's doorstep is next-level stuff, maybe even could be considered a form of assault or something. So sure they will go after that, especially if they see it as politically advantageous or if the DA feels they have a responsibility to do something.
And then there's the media and reputation angle. Who knows what all their victim might be into? What if you send a poop bomb to somebody who you didn't know happens to do weekend volunteerism for disadvantaged inner city youth? Hey, that's a juicy one right there. Suddenly you've attacked not some jerk, but a volunteer of this-or-that-charitable-organization. In five minutes, the media has painted you as a disgruntled loner who hates inner city kids. Worst case, you're a disgruntled domestic terrorist who hates inner city kids. All of this gets dutifully (and breathlessly) reported by the media, whether or not the facts support it.
No matter what kinds of struggles you might be dealing with in your life today, your life now would be much more preferrable than defending yourself against criminal charges and being on the no-fly list.
I go back to my original point: De-escalation is preferrable. Anything else could result in SHTF. Pun intended.
SHTF... Squirrels Hijacking The Ferry... You've been monitoring their chatter too, huh?... I was suspecting a subway, like in "The Taking of Pelham One Two Three"... but I think the ferry makes more sense... I've seeing squirrels wearing little life vests lately and that didn't make sense for a subway heist.