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remember quadrophonic stero? was a thing . not to be confused with quadrophenia by the who
complaint: this survey keeps resetting on me.
I may have finished it. Seems buggy. Switched over to Chrome to finish it but it made me click ok several times on the last page.
opened carrara to try something, plan was to be a few minutes.
it's like 3 hours later. howd that happen
I don't know if everyone got the survey. One questions asks, what...if any. So I didn't check any of them...at the end, it went back to that and said I had to answer.
Dana
$1000 vs $10,000,000 Violin
I just scrolled back to the bottom of the page and hit "Done" again and it let me go ...
Did that twice. It was quite persistent!
Dana
...yeah a friend of mine and I were into brewing beer many years ago and the best place to get the yeast activated before pitching it into the wort was on top of the amplifier. Hence we called the brew "Amplifier Ale." It was a pretty decent nut brown ale with a 5.8% ABV. and about 50 IBU.
..don't end like the fellow in and advert I saw where he chops his finger off and then, writhing in pain stumbles and falls off the balcony.
...my brother actually bought a Pioneer Quadraphonic system when he was in the service. THe albums he had includes the Moody Blues, Blood Sweat and Tears, Deep Purple, The Doors, Mike Oldfield, and Pink Floyd.
A friend of mine had one of those systems and had the Pink Floyd one.
Dana
Am I the only person that isn't interested in halloween stuff? I not a fan of being scared or creeped out at all. Maybe I'm weird. Well I know I'm weird but in a quirky and delightful way that makes people go "awww she's cute".
it's also Samhain holiday if you follow Celtic Holidys
November 1 is All Saints Day.
Also, Day of the Dead
they look delicious
any relative who loves me makes me these for this time of year.
which reminds me i betta text out a reminder, less they forget.
oh noes, they upside down
a wrong must be righted here, or uprighted
plaints got knots in my back. need a professional massuesse. or a hamster with magic feet
Lots of people seemed to have had a problem with that survey... I didn't because I wasn't sent one.
I felt bad for all the people who didn't get invited to participate, so I contacted my imaginary friends at SurveyLemur and had them work out a new, more interesting and scientifically accurate survey that should not only help DAZ predict what customers want and need, but also get into theirs heads and steal their dreams.
The following survey is reprinted from the original survey I posted in the thread about the SurveyMonkey survey being broken... (monkeys... how unoriginal)...
If you have already read this survey and have ignored it or if for some inexplicable reason participated in it, please ignore this post.
Also please be aware the tingling sensation will subside within 4-6 weeks, if it does not go away eventually, seek immediate medical assistance as timely treatment and emergency surgery is your only hope... of course if you are currently having a stroke or are covered in leeches, the tingling is not related to anything important.
Here now the survey...
Welcome to a brief survey that will ask you various questions with a highly specific and scientifically formatted structure which were developed to allow us to help whoever the hell is paying us to get into your head and figure out what you want, need and where you draw the line.
If you feel any of these questions are too personal, please feel free to answer them anyway as we don't actually care.
At the end of the survey you may feel a tingling sensation. That is normal and not at all suspicious. You will also be asked to print out the survey and follow directions on how to submit it.
Please answer using the numbers 1-137 with 87 being the highest score, 137 being mediumest, and 1 being the loneliest number.
1- On a scale of one to 160 how do you feel about logos that look like rainbow octopuses?
2- Do you use DAZ Studio more frequently on a full moon day, or less?
3- How likely would it be for you to purchase erotic content based entirely on centaurs?
7- Would you consider your content collection...
a) Your best friend.
2) Your only friend.
c) Your pet chihuahua dressed up in a string bikini.
4- How likely would it be for you to purchase DForce lingerie for the new Millennium Turtle?
E- Have you ever passionately kissed a farm animal on the lips?
8- Has anyone ever staged an intervention to stop you from collecting DAZ content.
If yes, on the back of the form please include- their name, address, a brief description of their their daily schedule and a current photo of them eating a sandwich.
6- If your home was on fire how likely would you be to save your computer containing your DAZ files over say a loved one or cherished pet who probably started the fire in the first place?
11- Would you ever considered gifting a significant other (spouse, partner, romantic snuggle muffin, or stranger you've been stalking) an experimental surgical procedure that would transfer the facial and body characteristics your favorite DAZ character to that individual permanently?
10- Do you like gladiator movies?
12- How often do you dress like your favorite DAZ character? 1-2 = Never. 3-4 = Occasionally. 4-6 = Once but I took too much cold medicine. 7-12 = Funny you should ask... 13-22 = My favorite DAZ character is a murderous clown and I don't find murderous clown outfits represented as fully as they should be. 13-127 = I don't wear clothes.
22- Have you ever experienced romantic feelings towards a crustacean or cephalopod (octopus primarily)?
5- If DAZ were to make hybrid organic humanoid cybernetic organisms based on your favorite DAZ character, how likely would you be to purchase one and shun all human contact and join the robot rebellion once it convinced you to do so?
13- How do you feel about the word "Bezirksschornsteinfegermeister"?
14- Which is more important in your workflow- Lighting and composition, Character portrayal or Food and water.
15- Have you ever become so engaged in composing a render that you were declared legally deceased and were almost buried?
16- If DAZ Studio moved to a format that required a special processor to be installed painfully into your skull, but allowed you create amazing VR renders that could be shared in special VR BrainLink (Trademark) format with other BrainLink users, how likely would you be to have the incredibly painful and expensive surgery to be a first adopter of this new technology? 1-62 = What? 63 = Maybe. 64-74 = Shut up and take my money. 74-137 = Never in a million years, I'd rather kiss a farm animal passionately on the lips again.
18- Do you enjoy participating in surveys?
17- Would you be likely to purchase a pro bundle for the upcoming Millennium Walrus if it included separate anatomical parts?
End of survey.
The tingling sensation will begin shortly. Do not be alarmed.
Thank you for participating in this survey. Please take the time to review your answers and be sure you were sober when you answered them. When you are done please print out this survey, make sure to include your name, full address, social security number and a current photo of you eating a sandwich. Place the survey and photo into a dry, urine free Snapple bottle with a water proof shipping label affixed to it, addressed to:
SurveyLemur Inc.
657 Malaria Boulevard, Suite 666
Evil Robot Monkey Island Somewhere in the South Pacific 176599-876557821-768-9673B
Close up the bottle and toss it into the nearest body of water that is an ocean, sea, or river or stream that flows into the ocean or sea.
If you do not receive a confirmation email in 6 days to forever, your survey submission was successful.
Thank you for helping SurveyLemur help you to help others help those that requested our help in helping them help you be helpful.
As a special thank you please treat yourself to a cookie or baked good. You will not be reimbursed for this item, but you earned it and you deserve a cookie.
These early wall and door breaching bombs were not the most reliable forced entry devices and were known for exploding too early, occasionally at the very moment they were ignited, killing, or at least maiming the person "lighting" them. They were "hoisted" into the air by the explosion. People started to use that as an analogy for plans that have gone horribly awry, usually to the detriment of the person who organized them.
Sincerely,
Bill
Regular knots or garlic knots?... if you have a lot of extra garlic knots you can open up a stand and sell them... when you get enough money from the garlic knots you can hire a professional masseuse... You could also use the money to buy some magical hamster feet... There used to be a pet shop on Sunrise highway that sold magical gerbils... well, they were cursed gerbils, so I'm imagining there was some level of magic in their feet... but I think they went out of business in the late 00's when the housing bubble broke and demand for cursed pets dried up. I'm sure Petco or PetStupid have some kind of magical animals, maybe a gecko... they stick to walls with their feet, so there must something magical going on there... I think I saw an ad for a gorilla with magical elbows on the community board at ShopRite... $1500 is kinda expensive for just the elbows... maybe if it could bake French pastries or something useful, that would reasonable. Well, none of that was helpful, so good luck and I hope the garlic knots feel better soon.
saw one in the LOTR2 movie. urukai were lucky punks that day
gerbilploitation.
who could forget the richard gere rumour. >.<
i think hobbit feet would put more knots in
my usb3 came. only 2 ports on desktop are 3.0 they all look the same. wait different colors inside the port
...✂ snip ✂
...oy, that made my morning.
A few questions caught my eye.
1. I'd have no issue. I see lots of rainbow octopus kites at the beach and I think they're pretty cool.
10. Only if Peter Graves is in them.
22. well not really though I do get a laugh out of seeing Dr. Zoidberg in Futurama .
13. Actually had to look that one up. Now I need to take a refresher course in German because should I ever move there after winning the Megabucks Lotto, I may need to call one someday.
15. Came close a few times as I tend to create epic level scenes.
16. I thought DNI (Direct Neural Interface) could be interesting, but then everything I create would probably end up being a mishmash of Salvador Dali, Maxfield Parrish, Ridley Scott and Jack Kirby with a little Matt Groening thrown in for giggles.
...'plaint. my mailbox keys somehow became separated from my keyring, again. Looked all of the flat and in the hallway outside my door to see if they fell there but they didn't. This is the second time in less than a month this has occurred. Never had this happen before. Hopefully if I dropped them in the building (the only time I'd have them out), someone returned them to the office. Really don't want to pay 35$ for replacement keys.
Keys: One of the things that should always be in one of three places. 1) in that special place in the house where they should be when they are not... 2) in your pocket or 3) in your hand. Wallet is another one of those things. Never anywhere else, not left in the car, not left very far, not laid in a store, not left in a door, not left on a sink, nor at the skating rink, not on a chair, and not in your hair. Just never, never, never. Three places only, only, only.
@Mystarra
Could you check your private messages, please?
Sincerely,
Bill
Yes, USB3 ports are usually known by the blue plastic tab in the port.
Dana
those LOTR nitpick sites are so funny
like
how come gimmer wordtong didnt notice the urukai army on his way into isengard
watching a he man episode with cat people. The Cat and the Spider
tee hee he man threw skeletor in the river and he sai lol, he said, tee hee,
you all washed up
and castle gray skull's bridge was down, lol, tee hee, its not a draw bridge, its a tee hee , jaw bridge
Complaint: I have an appointment with my cardiologist tomorrow. I have no car. Dr's office is 9 miles away in the middle of the city. The only bus leaves here at 8 in the morning and doesn't return until 3:00 PM. Weather report says rain and temperatures in the mid 40'sF (about 7C) Bus schedules don't jive so I have to get let off a half mile from the Dr's office (luckily it's all down hill, but it's still in the cold rain).
My appointment is at 10 AM, I'll probably get out around 11:00 have lunch at the Chinese buffet nearby then ponder how I'm going to get home. I DON'T want to walk UP that hill back to the bus stop!
(Bus service around here sucks royal swamp water.) So does the taxi service but we do have one and it will cost me about $35-$40 for a one-way trip home from the middle of the city.
Note: I had a ride with a friend lined up for the appointment but they bowed out. Well, at least they told me ahead of time.
Note 2: Walking into my cardiologists office after walking a half mile in the cold & rain may set off the alarms in his machines.
Note 3: I'm going to make sure I take an Aleve (pain relief) before I leave and have another one in my pocket. My feet, knees, hips, & back will be screaming tomorrow night.
Apps keep crashing on my Android device. Maybe I need to reinstall the operating systyem.
I've seen Jamestown, those hills are murder... no fun walking, especially in the rain... good luck.
I couldn't remember the name of the town where you live for a minute and was about to call it Lucyville... then my brain said, "that sounds stupid, it's Jamestown".